Monday, August 15, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report -ribs, eggs and ham.  ::SIGH:: no french toast

The What did Billy do report - so, one night the mom camed home, opened the door, stuck her foot in and looked down, Billy was already outside rolling on the sidewalk.  MOL.

The what did Nicky do report - SPAZZ-MO.  SHEESH. The boy has 2 speeds - FAST and SLEEP. 

The psycho report by limberger brain Sammy:  OK, so Maxx was here for a while on Sunday - one minute he's sleeping on the love seat and the next minute he's flying across the house to holler at an alien outside.   I asked him what he was hollering about and he said they were exchanging recipes for cooking their people.  Then after that he ranned up to the mom and licked her.  I think the mom is in trouble.  I must protekt her - she should come unner the bed wif me.  Back to you puddin hips. 

::SIGH::

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

20 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

we just love hearing about the foods and all the troubles
Benny & Lily

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Well, dem was purrty good eats even wifout da french toast. Sammy, we think maybe Maxx is teasing yoo a little bit. Der are lots of woofies, er, big aliens here and none of dem haf eaten der peepul.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Wow--that's some escape artist you have there!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Thanks fur the report, Miles. We're sorry to hear bout the aliens, again. Happy Monday.

Unknown said...

Ummm...French toast. Now that sounds good.

Anonymous said...

Those aliens are getting serious!

Meowers from Missouri said...

billy, you must be takin' a correspondence course from the hairy houdini school of escapists! we fink you'll graduate summa cum louder!!

we hadded awfuls to eat on saturday. (what, mom? WAWFULS? oh, sorry). mmmmm--butters an' surpuls.

don't werry about the aliens eatin' yer the mom. our beans haf had woofies for 40 squillion years, an' none of 'em haf done more'n tasted 'em. even if they lick 'em lots, beans don't wear down like ice cream cones do;-)

Hannah and Lucy said...

Billy we think you ought to just peek outside before you rush out in case one of those woofies is stood there waiting for you!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Anonymous said...

Wow, Billy's fast. He certainly can win those Olympic game foot races.

The Florida Furkids said...

We think that Maxx is a good woofie (alien) and would never eat your Mom. He might snack a bit, but would never cook her.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Anonymous said...

I must say, french toast does sound good!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

protect her sammie pie! she needs you!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxooxoxoxoxoxox

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Yall haf tha most inneresting times. MOL

Wanna come snuggle and play Miles?
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Jans Funny Farm said...

We hope your mom can cook French toast from under the bed.

Athena said...

I love hearing about all you get to eat and all the stuff you guys get up to!

Mickey's Musings said...

Maxx is trading recipes and then licked your Mom????!!!!
Yikes, you need to see if Vishus Deer Repellant works on aliens!
Do it now!!! Your Mom controls the foods ya know!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

We think you guys have furry interesting weekends!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

No french toast?? What's up with that??

Shaggy and Scout said...

Billy sounds like he is really getting quick at the escape! Maybe your mom needs bigger feets.

Just Ducky said...

Billy must be houdini!

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