Sunday, August 21, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  as you all know, I haf fallen in love with Kentucky Frickin Chick-hen and also the mashed potato gravy they haf, but I did also get some hamburger and FRENCH TOAST!!!!! But I wants more frickin chick-hen.

The What did Billy do report - he didn't do anything wrong this week!!! amazing

The What did Nicky do report - he's running around like his tail is on fire and he's hollering and tossing stuff off tables.  spazzmo

The psycho report wif SykoSammy - uh, thank you custard hips - well Sunday was really really rainy and the alien next door got stuck outside in it.  It thundered and the mom said that he is really afraid of the thunders, so she wented out to see if she could help him get inside. His back door was open and it didn't look like anyone was home, so i guess he finished eating his 3 persons.  I was afraid for a while that the mom was not going to come back.  But she did.  I hope that now that his persons haf been eated he will go on the mothership and leave. 
back to you pudding thighs.

::SIGH:: someone get him some meds. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

19 comments:

pumpkinpuddy said...

Y'all are so funny. I love the Meezer Monday Miles Report. I wait for it every week.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am quite glad that your human got thru that ordeal safely and she got home. How scary for you Sammy...

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Good thing she khame bakhk -

I think woo were the next khourses ;-)

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Prancer Pie said...

We luf that frickin chick-hen too! It's the greatest! Thanks fur the report, Miles. It helps us through our week. Purrs.

Benny and Lily said...

Good report. We dream of that freaking frakin chicken
Benny & Lily

Max said...

KFC...KFC...KFC...

If I say it enough, maybe someone will bring me some...

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh we hadded kfc yesterday too! we are twins now!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

FURKIDSMOM said...

Whew....we were worried for your The Mom! We're glad she came back!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

TK and Squashies said...

Very gud report Miles. We are glad the Mom helped the alien in the thunders, she is so sweet to do that.

We wants to thanks you fur helping with our Commint-A-thon. We was able to gives SAS a nice amount of green papers.

Love, TK and Squashies

abigailemily said...

So, has the mother ship come back to get the alien yet?

Junior and Orion said...

MOL!!! Kentucky Frickin' chickin!

That was rude of those humans to leave the alien in the rain and thunder.....he could have melted or died like E.T. almost did!

Billy-great job this week!

Nicky-are you taking over where Billy has left off?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Billy behaved? He's not sick, is he? Now we're worried about Billy. Would some KY fried chicken help him?

ABBY said...

Miles
We love that KY friggin chickin!
Yep we love it too!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Athena said...

I love the Miles Report, I look forward to it efurry week! It was nice of your mom to help the alien. I'm glad she made it back safe and sound!

The Island Cats said...

Man, Miles...we wanna come live with you. We never get KFC or french toast and we want some!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Frickin' chickin! LOVE IT!

Poor Nicky Fuzzypants can't help being spazzy. he gotted kicked in the head by the horse remember. His brains are all addled.

Sammy, you are lucky that alien was full from eating his 3 people or you mom would have been a gonner too.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We can't get Sammy meds, sorry. We might suggest dat da next time dat woofies, er, aliens beans is outside da momladyperson should point dem out to Sammy. Hope you get some frikken chick-hen soon.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! KFC!!!!
We want to try some...MOM!!!!!!

Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Meowers from Missouri said...

we are furry proud of how brave yer the mom is!!!

our mom used the leftofur KFC, taters an' gravy in some chick-hen an' noodles that she cooked onna stove inna pan, an' it's just as good when it's recycled!! an' we gots gravy this time!! you're right--it's hevvin!

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