Monday, August 29, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  Eggs, bacon snd ham!!!

The What did Billy do report - he didn't run outside, but he did use the mom's face to launch himself at the wall 'ahind her head while she was sleeping.  He said he sawed a spider on the wall.  The mom didn't see it.  (MILES - ME DID SEE A SPIDER!!!)

The What did Nicky do report - Same old stuff -runrunrun spinspinspin knock stuff over.  spazzmo.

The psycho report by SykoSammy:  Well, the aliens was quiet all weekend - we had lots and lots of winds Sunday from some lady named Irene.  No rains, but it was COLD and WINDY.  We heard that that lady Irene was not nice to lots of places and we hopes that all of our furriends is ok.  Oh, and I think I haf translated a bunch of alien werds that are on mine bad werd list.  Does aliens ushually swear alot?   Back to you potato salad head. 

::SIGH:: - well i think that the aliens swear at him 'acause he's NUTS. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

13 comments:

chezcat1970 said...

Great report! The aliens probably swear because they don't know any better!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy pie you are NOT nuts honey!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxoxoxoxox

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I'm glad that things are pretty normal at your house...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, your poor mom's face. :(

Prancer Pie said...

Great report Miles! We think you had sum pretty great foods! It's still hot down here in OK, we can't imagine cold and windy yet. Steer clear the aliens! Happy Monday. Purrs.

GreatGranny said...

Poor Mom, hoping her face wasn't scratched. We're glad y'all stayed safe during the storm.
xoxo Kassey

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yes, Sammy, da woofi, er, aliens do swear a lot. Dey is a ruff bunch...mostly. We only hadded some ham dis whole week and dat was just once! Mommy is a total slacker when it comes to good eats wifout daddy here. Really, she eats lots of bejabuls and icky stuff...we sure hope daddy changes her back to a good cook when he gets home.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Aliens do indeed have filthy mouths, both literally and figuratively!
Keep well away from them!

Junior and Orion said...

Billy-our bridge sisfur once jumped off the sill of a window and landed right on Meowms face....so our Meowm knows how your Mom feels. Meowm has a scar on her eyelid from that little "launching".

Benny and Lily said...

Glad it wasn't green eggs and ham. Oh that Billy!
Benny & Lily

ABBY said...

Miles
Sounds like a great weekend!

purrs and nosekisses to my floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, we know you saw a spider too!!

Athena said...

Great report as always!

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