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Friday, September 23, 2011
BILLY SWEETFEETS

Well, ME is here in Colorado.  ME thinks that the following happened: 

Sammy went flying down the baggage rack (stairs) in his box, and the box opened and he xcaped.  He ranned around the house chasing ME and fat butt Miles, but somehow fat butt got away and Sammy grabbed ME and jammed ME into the box. then ME got jostled around alot and when it stopped ME was here in Colorado.  ME is furry 'afused.  

Sammy: Well, when i went down the luggage rack mine box opened and I was able to get out.  I was not happy at being tricked so I grabbed the first furry thing I could find.  But that was Nicky, and as far as I could tell, he was innocent 'acuase he cried and wet his pants.  So i grabbed the NEXT furry thing I could find, but, that was some slobbered on dog toy that Maxx left behind.  Then I had to take a bath because woofie drool is gross, and then a nap, well, because all that bathing is tiring.  You know how it is.  Finally, I got ahold of Billy and jammed him in the box. 

Miles:  Well, movies LIE.  That little kid went down the stairs and out the door on his sled.  syko sammy, however, bounced down 3 stairs and fell out of the box.  uh oh.  I high tailed it back upstairs and hid in the closet.  I heard him running around downstairs hollering and whapping stuff around, and then I heard Nicky crying and then it got all quiet.  So I took a nap.  When I woke up, the box was in the middle of the living room and Billy was inside hollering.  So Sammy and I started shoving it around the living room.  When we stopped and opened it, Billy was blabbering about being in Colorado and hosting Dancing With Billy SweetFeets there! So we shoved him back in and got the basement door open...........

::Deep voice:: are you ok in there Mr SweetFeets? We're sending you down the baggage ramp now

Billy:  MILES?? Is that you?? STOP IT!!! 

::Deep voice:: uh, NO, it's not me.  I mean NO, It's NOT Miles.  Now hang on, here you go......


Billy:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  ::THUD::

16 cats hollering back:

Pierro said...

Happy Friday boys!
It is amazing how much fun can be had on the stairs!
Dance Billy Dance!!
bonks!

Jewel said...

Stairs are always good for having fun on. Kizzie likes to lie on the next to top step to try and trip us up, but hasn't learned to do anything as interesting as you yet.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. Now that was a turn around I wasn't expecting. Good luck Billy!

Benny and Lily said...

Holy smokes!!
Benny & Lily

Eric and Flynn said...

You boys are worse than a cart load of monkeys! Good luck Billy!

fivecats said...

The dance party is still going!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh goodness what a sight that must have been! Woofie drool IS gross we are glad you got to bathe!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

So, are you and Sammy gonna send Miles down BOTH set of steps now? We think you should, it would teach him a lesson. Poor Nicky, so scared he wet himself. Glad you realized he was innocent.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Miles, you and me gotta team up one of these days.

Oui Oui said...

That plot was really complicated! We all need naps now. And poor little Nicky! We knew that box would be trubble right from the very beginning. We're beginning to think maybe Sammy isn't the only one a little touched....

ABBY said...

Oh you boys are being so bad!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

FURKIDSMOM said...

OMC it's always something fun with you guys!! We're going to go Dance with Billy now.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Derby, Ducky said...

Are you guys operating in a alternate universe?

abigailemily said...

What an overwhelming story.

Mark's Mews said...

Actally, we think they is ALL operatin with alternate BRAINS! ROTFLOAO!

Meowers from Missouri said...

you guys! you allus haf such fun! (an' so many bruises!) mommer sez she's glad we lif inna house wifout stairs, or we'd be stuffin' the dbd inna carton ...

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