Well, ME is here in Colorado. ME thinks that the following happened:
Sammy went flying down the baggage rack (stairs) in his box, and the box opened and he xcaped. He ranned around the house chasing ME and fat butt Miles, but somehow fat butt got away and Sammy grabbed ME and jammed ME into the box. then ME got jostled around alot and when it stopped ME was here in Colorado. ME is furry 'afused.
Sammy: Well, when i went down the luggage rack mine box opened and I was able to get out. I was not happy at being tricked so I grabbed the first furry thing I could find. But that was Nicky, and as far as I could tell, he was innocent 'acuase he cried and wet his pants. So i grabbed the NEXT furry thing I could find, but, that was some slobbered on dog toy that Maxx left behind. Then I had to take a bath because woofie drool is gross, and then a nap, well, because all that bathing is tiring. You know how it is. Finally, I got ahold of Billy and jammed him in the box.
Miles: Well, movies LIE. That little kid went down the stairs and out the door on his sled. syko sammy, however, bounced down 3 stairs and fell out of the box. uh oh. I high tailed it back upstairs and hid in the closet. I heard him running around downstairs hollering and whapping stuff around, and then I heard Nicky crying and then it got all quiet. So I took a nap. When I woke up, the box was in the middle of the living room and Billy was inside hollering. So Sammy and I started shoving it around the living room. When we stopped and opened it, Billy was blabbering about being in Colorado and hosting Dancing With Billy SweetFeets there! So we shoved him back in and got the basement door open...........
::Deep voice:: are you ok in there Mr SweetFeets? We're sending you down the baggage ramp now
Billy: MILES?? Is that you?? STOP IT!!!
::Deep voice:: uh, NO, it's not me. I mean NO, It's NOT Miles. Now hang on, here you go......
Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::THUD::
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
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NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...