Monday, September 05, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report-  the foods around here SUK'D.  I got NOTHIN

The reason why the foods suk'd:  The mom took the grammie away to the grammie's 60th high skool ree-you-nuyn.  And we had to haf our naybor feed us.  She did not gif us any thing but stinky goodness  - which is OK, but we didn't get snaks from a plate. 

The What did Billy do report - oh he huggled and slobbered all ofur our naybor when she came to feed us and play wif us.  He's a 'ho. 

The What did Nicky do report- well, let's just say that the house was TRASHED when the mom got home (ok, Sammy prolly helped too). 

The psycho report by syko sammy:  uh, I got nothin.  Why? well, 'acause there was a STRANGER in mine house all weekend and I had to live unner the bed while she was here, and then I FORGOTTED efurryfing that happened wif the aliens earlier in the week. I hadded to live unner the bed 'acuase the stranger could haf been a alien in disguise.  Back to you cool whip head. 

Well, let's hope that the mom doesn't suk the rest of the week.  if she does we may haf to trade her in.

18 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like the mom forgot to give proper instructions to the naybor to feed you bacon, ham and french toast.

Hope today is better.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Man. I hate weekends like that. I hope your Grammie at least enjoyed her reunion but I think she should have reuned with you...

Unknown said...

We don't like it when the neighbor takes care of us either. She doesn't know how to give the right skritches and she doesn't know where the treats are.

The Florida Furkids said...

Maybe next time the Mom could leave her credit card so you could order in?

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Anonymous said...

Trade in the Mom?

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy pie next time you come and stay with me okay? i'll let you eat off my plate anything you want.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxooxoxoxox

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Yuk, what a sucky weekend. At least when our nephew comes to take care of us mom leaves good foods fur him and he believes in sharing...

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Most of the time, the food report is pawsome, so, mebbe you'd better give her one more chance! After that, she's on her own! Haf a great Monday. xoxo

Jans Funny Farm said...

So the food sucked and Billy was a suck-up. Sounds like a boring weekend to us.

But your the Mom, she must have had a good time. Didn't she bring you ANYTHING?

Jans Funny Farm said...

PS - 60th reunion? Wow, we're so glad your mom took your gramdma for something so special.

Mickey's Musings said...

Miles,that sounds miserable !!!!
We understand as we had a sitter ALL week and no treats!!!!!!!
We are all over Mom demanding she make up for it!! Hope you do the same
Billy a ho??? There's one in every crowd :/

Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Athena said...

That doesn't sound like a furry good time to me! I'm sure your neighbor dided the best she could though. I hope you get some french toast when your mom gets back!

Two French Bulldogs said...

poor thing...hope everything is back to normal
Benny & Lily

Max said...

Dood...your mom OWES you now. I hope there's some chicken and ham and real live fresh dead shrimp to make up for the lack of quality snackage while she was gone...

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Sounds like a bad weekend to us. Do you want to borrow our holiday Auntie next time. She always gives extra treats and stinky goodness. She does pretty good scritches too.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I've yet to figure out why she hasn't gotten rid of all of woo yet!

I think she REALLY wants an alien!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Smudge said...

Mmmmm! I'm with The Island Cats. Bacon, ham, french toast... I'm moving there!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

I hope fings get better Miles! No snaks is bad. Mini would agree Wanna come bisit me? We got snaks. You can haf my share.
Purrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

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