Monday, September 26, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
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The Foods Report:  steak, eggs, and whipped cream!!!! The whipped cream had somefing called Rum Flavor in it - I think it was booze.  I think the mom wanted to get me drunk. 

The What did Billy do report:  he ranned outside twice to visit the neighbor woofie

The What did Nicky do report:  he trashed the living room - he emptied the table off. 

The psycho report with syko sammy:   So, after getting shoved around in a box last week and tossed down the stairs, I spent some quality time looking out the window and trying to communicate with the aliens.  I doesn't know if I was successful, but I think I made some progress  - the alien 'ahind us didn't stare back at me like it was going to eat me.  And the alien next door let one of it's prisioners, er, humans, out in the back yard, so i knows that at least there's one of them left. 
back to you puddin head. 

Sorry we didn't get to visit as much last week- our grampie was in the hospital all week after falling on his face, and he hadded to get a pacemaker for his heart, so the mom was there with him alot and not home with us, like a good the mom should be.  maybe she will make up for it this week, but prolly not, she's really lame. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

16 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We hope your grampie is all right. It sounds like your mom has her hands full and she's busy. We hope you'll forgive her when she slacks off on your time.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Our purrs to your Grampie! And I'm glad you let the cat out of the box...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh no, we'z purring fur yoor grampie. We gess da beans hafta do dat, be der fur fambly, but really, aren't we just as, if not more, importint? We'z neffur hadded whip cream wif rum, was it good?

Prancer Pie said...

Good report, Miles! The foods sounds great! Whip cream wif rum? Wuz she tryin to get you loaded? Mebbe it was to lessen the sting of her bein gone so much?

Hannah and Lucy said...

We hope your Grampie is feeling much better - your poor mom is always running round she must be tired. Stiil the upside was that you got to nom some great fuds.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy pie i think you should leave those aliens alone and get back to doing what a good cat should do, you know napping and whapping! ha ha ha


smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Sorry to hear about Grampie. Hope he will do better with the pacemaker.
Glad to hear you made it home safely from ....Colorado....Sammy. Keep up the good work with the aliens.

fivecats said...

Purrs to your grampie. Tell Sammy a trip to "Colorado" is still in his future.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Aw I sorry yore Grampie not feelin good. We all us Hotties will purrs lots fur him.
Miles, does yoo want me to come bisit since yoo is left alone lots? I can bring my orinch snuggle and some rattly mouses.
Purrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Island Cats said...

Wow, you got some whipped cream?? We love whipped cream!!

Sammy, we think it's no good trying to communicate with the aliens...they just don't speak our language.

We hope your grampie is gonna be okay...big purrs for him.

Junior and Orion said...

We hope your Grampie is doing better now!

Whipped cream? Sounds yummy to us, flavored or not!

Billy-stay in the house please!

ABBY said...

We hope your Grampie is better and we is sorry he had to be in the hooman vet place. We send purrs to your Mom.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

FURKIDSMOM said...

We're purring and praying that your Grampie is okay. Maybe you should give the Mom some slack...after all you DID get whipped cream!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Derby, Ducky said...

You guy had an interesting week. We send purrs to your Grampie.

Oui Oui said...

We're sorry to heat about your Grampie. Hopefully things will be much now he has a pacemaker. We loves whipped cream too! Its the bestest! If Nicky ever needs help, we'll come over and help trash the place with him. Did Sammy learn boxes and stairs don't mix? We tried to warn him.

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, goshes! we hopes yer grampie is gonna be ok--our mommer hafs two bean furriends what hafs them mecanical heart-thumpers, an' they seems pretty nermal to us, so grampie prolly will be, too. be nice t'yer the mom--she's been spread pretty thin lately, like too little butter ofur too much toast.

an' speakin' of toast, yer weekend foods reports haf giffen us an idea fur a song--we finks we'll make a catsmas carol outta it. stay tuned;-)

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