Monday, October 10, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report: ham, turkey and sausage . No french toast again this week.  Come on the mom, get with the program

The what did Billy do report: well, 'asides from loving his high skool girl more than the mom, he ranned out once. Look stoopid orinch meniss,  I will gladly eat your helpings of foods that the mom gives us, if you continue to not love the mom. 

The what did Nicky do report:  spazz-mo.  he's just out of control. 

Now, here wif some 'aciting noos is syko sammy with the psycho alien report:  Thank you butter butt.  WHOA! there is a new alien in the nayborhood.  His name is Ollie and he's about a year old and he's a shee-soo / jack russell mix.  Of course Billy loves him already - but Billy weights 3x what this little thing weights  And it's SCAIRT OF BILLY.  MOL  OH BAST!! That's funny! stoopid alien  Back to you creme brulee brain. 

It's troo, that little ollie thing is scairt of Billy  Billy is all upset about it too

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

17 comments:

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

No French toast is really no good!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Tell Billy to go give it a baff and it will be his friend for life.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh how funny that he is scared of Billy. Now you can send Billy off to the aliens and maybe they will leave you alone Sammy.

The Paw Relations said...

We hope you don't bully the poor alien.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

hiya boyz!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox

Marg said...

We can't believe that. No French toast. What is the deal. We just hope the aliens don't take any of you. Be careful. Take care.

fivecats said...

May be the store ran out of bread, so that means no french toast.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I bet The Aliens had french toast!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

ABBY said...

Boys you had a great weekend having fun food and frolic!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Prancer Pie said...

Thanks fur the report, Miles! The foods sounds great-I luf ham! Tell Billy to bellah-crawl to Ollie, so he will seem smaller than him! Purrs and headbutts.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Billy sounds like a little diabla like my Lily

Junior and Orion said...

Well, that Ollie hasno reason to be afraid of you Billy! We are sure you just want to be friends with him!

Maybe you will get french toast this coming weekend!!!!!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Billy...we're sure once Ollie realizes how nice you are, he'll stop being scairt of you!!

Tillie and Georgia said...

What!!!! Billy still cheatin' ?
What a silly boy! Also bigger than the alien? Scaring the alien ?Hahahahahaha!!!! Silly!
Sorry you did not get french toast Miles :/
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Mark's Mews said...

We got curious about that French Toast ya keep mentionin, so we asked TBT. He says he used ta make it but cant hardly get no real "maple syrple" annymore, so he stopped. So, whats the good thing about French Toast fer us kitties?

chezcat1970 said...

Maybe if you guys made French toast and offered it to the alien, he won't be scared any more?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Poor Billy, to have a potential friend scared of him.

How is Sammy doing?

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