Monday, November 14, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

I'S BACK!!!!  This week I hided so that "others" could not tie me up and gag me and take mine Meezer Monday report. 
Meezer Mom: uh, Miles, that's not REALLY the truth is it?
Uh the mom, what does you know.  You has NO IDEA what I's been through. 
Meezer Mom: um, I think I do.  Now why don't you tell efurryone the REAL reason you missed some Monday reports? 
well DUH, it's 'acause I was tied up and gagged!!!
MM: oh Miles, it has nothing to do with the fact that you were sleeping and could not be bothered to get up?
uh NOOOOOOOOOO the mom, that's not it!!!!!!!! Now stop telling efurryone that's I's lazy!!!
MM: oh Miles, not lazy, just, uh, tired. 
SHEESH MOM STOP IT!! The others was mean to me and you didded NOFING to help!
MM: oh, I see, well, I'm sorry Miles.  I will try and do better.
SHEESH

Ok, the Foods Report: Now that Auntie Ellen is here, I gets turkey bacon in the mornings and a little taste of cream cheese too. 

The What did Billy do report: now that Auntie Ellen is here, Billy runs out of the house like a JILLION times a day. 

The what did Nicky do report: well, he "helped" Auntie Ellen put together her shelfs.  and by that I mean he knocked them ofur.  Twice.

The whack job report by whacko scairty cat Sammy:   Well, I has not seen many aliens lately 'acause THERE'S A STRANGER IN MINE HOUSE.  I has to look for the aliens from the upstairs windows 'acause THE STRANGER IS DOWNSTAIRS MOST OF THE TIME.  There's a couple of new aliens on the street though.  I hopes it snows soon and the aliens stay inside.  wait, that means they'll be cooking and eating their people.  Well, SOME people in the nay-bor-hood should be eated 'acause they's just WEERD.  Maybe a alien will eat the stranger that is here.  The mom says it's Auntie Ellen, but I think she came from the mother ship. Back to you pudding thighs. 

Uh, well, some things never change.  That is the Meezer Monday Miles report.  I will be back next week unless I's tied up and gagged again. 

(MM: or you're too "tired" to get your butt off the couch). 

Maybe a alien will eat her.

18 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles we are glad you are back--no matter why you were gone!

Prancer Pie said...

You are totally allowed to be lazy! Duh! You're a kitteh, that's what we do.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

It is so good to have you back, Miles! Do you need us to send Genji over so he can protect you?

Purrs,
The Chans

chezcat1970 said...

We're glad you're back Miles! And we believe you, no matter what your mother says!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Miles!!! Good to see you back :)
WE think you also like having Auntie being there ;) heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

FURKIDSMOM said...

We're glad you're back! What are we going to do with Billy? He's got to learn to stay inside!!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

The Island Cats said...

Yay, Miles! You're back! Don't let yourself get tied up and gagged again, okay??!?

Hannah and Lucy said...

Miles - these mums make things up so they look clever - but we never believe them.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Miles we like that you create your own reality. We believe you were tied up and gagged.
Sounds like a good time with with auntie! Aunties are the BEST!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Tied up and gagged! Oh my word
Benny & Lily

Meowers from Missouri said...

it's good to see you postin' again, miles! we missed you, an' are glad you wiggled outta those restraints!;-)

at least you gotted to post today; our mommer was lazy, lazy, lazy an' did not help us AT. ALL. last week.

she sed she'd post somefing today, but we ain't holdin' our breffs.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

miles i'm glad you got untied honey. now be nice to my sammy pie...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxooxoxoxox

fivecats said...

And, we thought you got shipped somewhere. Good to have you back.

ABBY said...

Miles welcome back!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Daisy said...

Miles, I'm glad you were able to struggle free from your restraints in time to make a Monday Miles report!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Why did I know the reason even before I started to read the post?!?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Khanines SO rule whilst woo khats SO drooooool!

Derby, Ducky said...

MMMMmmm, cream cheese!

Oui Oui said...

Did the mom do a vishus thing & air your dirty laundry? You're a cat, Miles, so you know how to get even!

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