Monday, November 28, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well we did not haf turkey on turkey day - we hadded prime rib and it was GOOD.  Also, I hadded FRENCH TOAST. 

The What did Billy do report - he is FURRY SNEAKY.  The mom and Auntie Ellen wented outside to do somefing and 3 minutes when they wented to come back in Billy was waiting at the door for them - OUTSIDE.  No one knows how he gotted out.  But at least he didn't go anywhere bad.  But he is GROWNDED FOR LIFE.

The What did Nicky do report - well Auntie Ellen is missing a ring.  Nicky prolly whapped it somewhere. So he has to buy her one for chrissymouse if she can't find it.  If he buys her a ring, does he haf to marry her?

The Whacko report by whacko syko Sammy: Well, I gotted into the dungeon.  The ghosts is still there but the mom moved them I think.  She putted stuff like chairs and the pik-nik table in the ghost corner, so I hadded to search for them.  In the boxes.  And the plastik containers.  I heard them but I could not quite find them.  I think that it's Ralphie. I will haf to sneak down there and search more.  The mom should not haf moved the ghosts though.  That was wrong. 
Oh, and the aliens were out ALOT this weekend 'acuase it was warm out.  The was FURRY LOUD and it was FURRY ANNOYING.  I really haf to find a way to shut them up.
Back to you coconut cream thighs. 

::SIGH:: - Our satellite box in the lifing room broked this weekend.  and the mom did not turn the one on in her room - and Auntie Ellen did not turn the one on in her room either, so we was BORED.  I shur hope the new one comes today.  Or else I will haf to resort to ghost hunting with the whackjob. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

20 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Man what an interesting weekend you had.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Prime rib? That sounds very yummy! We hopes you don't haf to ghost hunt, Miles. It sux when the box goes out. Great report, though!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Tell me more about this prime rib...

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

PRIME RIB!?! We'z lucky if we get some meatloaf, and dat is made out of hamburger meat which haf no ham in it but is maded outta cows so why do dey call it HAMburger? And our mommy maded three difrint kinda french toasts at da old people place but din't make ANY fur us! She's just really mean...

Anonymous said...

We aren't sure if Nicky would make a very good husband to Auntie Ellen...

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dawg mom is cracking up. If Nicky was smart the. Ring was swapped for coins or treats
Benny & Lily

Daisy said...

Oh, Billy! You sure are a tricky one.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

french toast? *thud*

smiles, auntie bee
xoxooxoxoxoxox

Anonymous said...

Mmmm ... prime rib and french toast. Not a bad dinner.

Katnip Lounge said...

so...we think we hear wedding bells!
heh heh.

Meowers from Missouri said...

ahahahahaha! yes, he hasta marry her, er else it's called breech a promiss, an' she kin sue his crazypants right offa him. (which, all fings considered, might not be such a bad deal.)

an' billy--there's a scifi book named after you: the cat who walks through walls!

miles--stay upstairs. you kin bet there ain't no french toasts inna basement.

sammy--we HOPE it's ralphie. what if it's some ALIEN ghost????

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Actally, ghost-hunting sounds pretty ecitin! We hope you find them...

Max said...

=^0.0^=

Prime rib? Doods, I am JEALOUS!!!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Wow
We hope your new TV box comes so you won't be without cable!!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Florida Furkids said...

We always love to ready our Monday reports! You guys live such exciting lives!!


The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Jans Funny Farm said...

Billy is sure sneaky. We hope Billy doesn't have to buy Auntie Ellen a ring. He'd be in hock for as long as Billy is grounded.

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The Island Cats said...

You guys had another wild weekend! Did you eat the prime rib on your french toast??

Tara said...

I've been grounded for life several times for jumping the back fence. Kavan got grounded for life when he went UNDER the fence into the side yard. But Mom luvs us and still takes us O=U-T. Hope Billy gets to go O-U-T every so often as well.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You got prime rib?????

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

It is always interestin at yore house, Miles. Can I come bisit? It is rainy and I wants to snuggle.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...