An open letter to Nicholas BrattyPants
Deer Nicholas BrattyPants
No, mine tail was NOT in your face. It was firmly attached to mine butt, on the other side of the bed. Now, I realize that you has "issues" with a tilty head and eyes that are constantly moving back and forth and maybe you cannot see as well as me, but that's no excuse. I am the senior cat here. I am the Alpha Cat. YOU are the babycat and on the bottom of the ladder. Stop trying to usurp mine po-zishun in the house, and speshully mine po-zishun on the bed. As I said 'afore, the sleeping space on the mom's face is still available. I sugjest you use it.
Alpha Senior Cat Samuel Alphonse Meezer.
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