Wednesday, November 02, 2011

No it was not

SAMMY

An open letter to Nicholas BrattyPants

Deer Nicholas BrattyPants

No, mine tail was NOT in your face.  It was firmly attached to mine butt, on the other side of the bed.  Now, I realize that you has "issues" with a tilty head and eyes that are constantly moving back and forth and maybe you cannot see as well as me, but that's no excuse.  I am the senior cat here. I am the Alpha Cat.  YOU are the babycat and on the bottom of the ladder.  Stop trying to usurp mine po-zishun in the house, and speshully mine po-zishun on the bed.  As I said 'afore, the sleeping space on the mom's face is still available. I sugjest you use it.  

Sincerely
Alpha Senior Cat Samuel Alphonse Meezer.  

19 comments:

Daisy said...

That'll teach him!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh MY! My my MY!!!!!

Marg said...

You certainly have stated your position. Good for you. Well done. You gotta keep everyone straight. That is Mewmew's job around here.

Random Felines said...

Mom had to laugh cause she suspects the "babycat" isn't going to listen too much!!

TabbyNormal said...

Oh my. A tilty head. So tempting to the babycat along with the tail...

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

and i mean it too!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox

Jans Funny Farm said...

It's mighty generous of you to leave the space on your mom's face for Nicky to sleep. Has anyone asked how your mom feels about this?

We're really tired of blogger making us type our comments twice. Keep running into something about unable to complete .... form restoration.

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Oh gosh. Miles yoo wanna come ofur heer where it is more peaceful? We can play and snuggle.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee


*waves paw to Sammy and Nicky and Billy too*

Anonymous said...

The sleeping place next to mom's head isn't bad.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

You tell him Sammy.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Well, that certainly is very, VERY clear....

Ivan from WMD said...

I hate to tell you, Sammy, but little brothers NEVER listen.

Oui Oui said...

Uh oh, that changes everything! Nicky, you can't take kitties sleeping position, that's sacred. Guess you'll have to go for the mom's face!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Lets Get Ready To Rumble!!!!!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

oh dear, she is a drama queen
Benny & Lily

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

and dat wuz dat!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Whoa! You sure told him, Sammy!! But you're right...Nicky needs to respect his elders!

Just Ducky said...

Wow, Sammy, you are in alpha mode!

Anonymous said...

Ahhh...brotherly love!

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...