Monday, December 05, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - well the mom hadded french toast - at a RESTAURANT and DID NOT BRING ANY HOME TO ME.  Meanie. That's like 53 different kinds of wrong.

The What did Billy to report - well Billy ranned up 'ahind Sammy and BITED HIM ON THE BUTT and then Sammy jumped up to the moon and he's stuck there wif the aliens.

The What did Nicky do report - Nicky was good this week.  He didn't whap auntie ellen's stuff.  but he did bite the mom's legs a couple of times.  She does not like that.

Now here is the report from our moon alien Sammy - ::SIGH:: i's NOT on the moon you crazy cream puff.  I was in the kitchen eating the plant.  uh, wait, looking out the window.  The mom still will NOT let me in the dungeon to talk to the ghosts.  I think that she's still moving them around down there.  I think that's what's making them upset.  Also, the aliens outside have been really talkative and I doesn't like that - but maybe the mothership will finally listen to them and come and take them all away.    back to you lard butt. 

The mom's aunt wented to heaven this week to be with grampie and the mom's uncles, so the mom has a sad again.  It's been a furry bad 3 months - ferst her cousin wented to heaven from cancer and she very young, then grampie and now her aunt.  But we knows that they are all together looking over the fambly so that's comforting. 

22 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

We can't believe mom didn't share her French toast! Ridiculous. Sammy was only in the kitchen, oh dear!
Benny & Lily

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh our purrs to your Mum. That is a very difficult week.

Deb Cushman said...

My thoughts are with your mom. I know you will all be extra kind to her because she is sad. Oh, wait, it's you guys -- what am I thinking? Never mind! Just give her my love!

chezcat1970 said...

Sending our purrs to your mama for her aunt and having to live with your guys' craziness!

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, dears! we are so furry sorry fur yer fambly's loss!! yer the mom is right, though--they are all togefur an' comfortin' each ofur. we knows youse guys are doin' likewise. *HUGS*

that was a furry nice repurrt, miles. but investigate yer facts a little more closely next time: the moon is a little farther away than the kitchen;-)

The Furry Kids said...

We're sorry about the french toast. That's definitely all kinds of wrong. We're super sorry about your aunt. Your The Mom sure has had a rough time lately. I hope you guys are making sure to sleep on her head and stuff to make sure she knows you love her. Our The Mom is sending tons of hugs to your The Mom.

Your pal,
Titus

Hannah and Lucy said...

We hope something nice happens for your mum soon boys. PURRHAPS you could sing her a song.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

pumpkinpuddy said...

Hugs to your Mom. It's hard to lose so many loved ones so quick. You have to forgive her about the French Toast when she has the sads.

fivecats said...

What? No french toast from the res-to-rant? We hope you had something to eat.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We're glad you guys are there to entertain (NOT BITE!) your mom. She needs some laughter with so much sadness right now. Some extra snuggles from you wouldn't hurt either.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You are all just as crazy as ever!!

We are sorrow for all the lossses you have had! ((HUGS))

Mark's Mews said...

That butt-biting sounds really serious! An iffen we bit TBT's legs we would be in real trouble...

Our purrs ta yer Mom about the fambly members!

Katnip Lounge said...

The French Toast Incident is unforgivable!

We are sending our softest purrs for your Mom, what a hard way to end the year.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh noes, yore poor Mommy. I will be rite ofur with crunchies and a gizzy for her. We can purr on her lots.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Oui Oui said...

We would have had some advice for you to get even with your mom, but she's had a really hard time lately, so we think you should cut her a break and snuggle up and purr with her. We'll send some purrs her way too.

ABBY said...

We is sending soft purrs to your Momma....

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Tillie and Georgia said...

Miles we are sorry you did not get any french toast!!!!!!!! Sounds like "normal" for you kitties ,heehee
BIG purrs t your Mom. It has been a rough time she has been having!!
Maybe you kitties need to go purr on her ;)

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Eric and Flynn said...

We are sending purrs for your mum. Maybe you could all try and be nice to her this week.

The Devil Dog said...

We are sorry that your mom has lost so many loved ones lately. Perhaps you should give her a pass on the French Toast. Maybe it wasn't good and she was saving you from eating it and getting sick.
Maybe you guys could all try and stay out of trouble for a week.
Nahhh, I bet that would be impossible.

Roxy

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Purrs to you mom.
Ours has had one of those years to. First her sister 2 days before christmas. Then 2 friends. Then her 30 year old niece last month.
Purrs to you all.

Otherwise we see all is pretty normal at your house.

The Island Cats said...

Aw, we're sorry to hear about the mom's aunt. We send her comforting purrs...she sure has had a lot of sads lately.

Derby, Ducky said...

{{{HUGS}}} to your mum for all the people leaving for heaven. Its a great place, just hard for us still here.

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