Monday, December 12, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report- FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The What did Billy do report - WHO CARES!! I GOTTED FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The What did Nicky do report - WHO CARES!! I GOTTED FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The whacko whack job report from mush brain Sammy - well, ok, the ghosts is rumbling down in the dungeon and the aliens are going crazy outside, and to top it all off, Miles has been running around hollering about friggin french toast for 2 days now.  I has a mygrane and I's about to slap him in a box and ship him somewhere far far away.  But I can't find the phone number for the man in the bloo shorts (and it's cold here, so are the men in the long bloo pants the same guys as the ones in the bloo shorts?).  SHUT UP MILES!!!!  (WHO CARES SAMMY! I GOTTED FRENCH TOAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)  Please, someone, I's BEGGING YOU, please take him away!! I has not sleeped in 2 days.   


That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

::scuffle scuffle scuffle::  ::come on Miles, lay down like a good boy, don't werry, i'll cut some air holes in here for you::

::dial dial dial:: hello? is this the man in the long bloo pants?  yes, can you come and pick up a priority box for me? yes, it's going far far away.  Um, I doesn't know how far, I has elebenty twelve dollars, how far will that go? oh, to the end of the street. hmmmmmm, well, that's ok, that's far enough for now.  Great, I'll see you later today.  Thanks.


Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles, I'd stay away from boxes right now...

Prancer Pie said...

Miles,don't move a muscle....we'll be right ofur! Nefur mind, just mail him here! MOL!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

France! He's coming to France! Miles! We're waiting for you!!!!!!

GreatGranny said...

Miles, stay away from boxes. French toast sounds wunnerful.
xoxo Kassey

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, Sammy, we feel for you, even if you can hear us laughing all the way up there in the cold country. We don't want to make your mygrain any worse, so we won't ask Miles whether it was homemade or from a french toast factory.

ABBY said...

Oh dear Sammy we hope you didn't ship your brother down the street...

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess

Daisy said...

Miles, Miles! Ask to be shipped to France where you can have as much French Toast as you want!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

You need to take a collection Sammy so you can ship Miles further.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

This alien had Belgian Waffles -



The Island Cats said...

We are so deprived! We never gets french toast!! Or any kind of toast for that matter!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

French Toast!!!
Did somecat say French Toast?

Two French Bulldogs said...

no wonder you have a migraine...lock him in a box,,,,,,maybe
Benny & Lily

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

WHAT! No Mail my boyfriendcat away, Sammy! I will put the bitey on yoo. I comin rite now to chek yore house and down tha street. You better not has mailed my Miles anywhere.

Get me off of this thing

MILES Oh COME ON!  I waked up this moring and looked out mine box and this is what I see.  GET ME OUT OF HERE