Thursday, December 08, 2011

Mine Chrissymouse letter

Deer Sandy Paws

I haf been a furry good boy this year Sandy Paws.  Not like SOME of the ofur cats in this house.  If I has done anyfing wrong or anyfing like that, it's prolly not mine fault.  SOME of the other cats like to blame efurryfing on me.  Anyway, here is what I would like for Chrissymouse

1.  Ear plugs
2.  a one ton bag of mine favorite crunchy foods - not that crap that some ofur cat has to eat so he won't barf
3.  I wish that all mine sick furriends would be well
4.  I wish that all homeless kitties and woofies will find homes
5.  I wish that the mom would STOP sitting on me in the human litterbox room. 
6.  I wish that the beans would all stop fighting and that efurryone in the werld would be nice to each other. 
7.  A telescope to look for, well, you know
8.  And EMF detektor
9  A visit from either Paranormal State or Ghost Hunters or Ghost Adentureres to check out the dungeon
 

Sincerely, uh, yours truly, uhhhhhh Love

Sammy Meezer

23 comments:

Forty Paws said...

Sammy, you're a mess.

Luf, Us

Marg said...

MOL, so mom sits on you in the human litter room. Guess you had better get out of the way. It does sound like you might have been good but there is still time for Santa to keep watch on you. So you had better be good. Take care.

Random Felines said...

well put Sammy....and mom laughed about a visit from those paranormal guys.....we aren't sure Santa can help you with that!

Abby Normal and Stygia said...

We have decided that Sandy Paws should grant you all the things on your list cause it is the most interesting cat wish list we have seen!

Father Tom said...

Sammy, I like your list, especially your wishes for happy homes for kitties and woofies who don't have any. Quite an assortment!

Hugs,
Tom
xoxo

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Very nicely balanced list, Sammy!

Oui Oui said...

Hey! Some of those things are on our list too! You should wish for no more boxes and shipping too.

GreatGranny said...

I hope you get all you wish fur, especially that our kitty furriends would be well and all homeless find furefer homes.
xoxo Kassey

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, you asked for a few good things!

Mark's Mews said...

A GREAT list! But we are a bit coorious about #5...

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

An excellent list Sammy. May all your dreams come true!

Prancer Pie said...

We thinks that is a pawsum Sandy Claws letter! You right so elokwentlee, elakwantly, er good!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Great letter, Sammy.

Two French Bulldogs said...

we know you are the bestest behaved
Benny & Lily

Karen Jo said...

I think that Sandy Claws should bring you everything on your list, especially the EMF detector. You really have to get something done about the dungeon.

Eric and Flynn said...

That is a very good letter Sammy. Sandy Paws will be very pleased with you asking for others as well as for your self.

Tillie and Georgia said...

That's a decent letter Sammy ;)
We like the telescope idea ;)
Did Miles get any french toast yet? heehee
Purrs Tillie & Georgia

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We are sending your mom a big hug, as we understand she is attending her aunt's funeral today.

We hope you're being good and not pestering her to blog. She deserves a day off.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo furgot to mention your own alien!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Admiral Hestorb said...

Sammy, me and mommy love you. And we love your Christmas list too sweet boy. May all your wishies come true. xoxoxox

Fanks you for the birthday wishies. xoxox

Daisy said...

Sammy, I hope you get everything on your list!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh i just KNOW you will get everything on your list sammy pie! you have been a VERY good boy!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxxoxoox

TK and Squashies said...

You are just so very funny, Sammy. We hopes you gets everyfing you wants!

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