Thursday, December 15, 2011

Mine Letter to Santa

Deer Sandy Claws

Hello, it's me.  I've tried to be a good boy this year, and I've tried to be nicer to mine brofurs and the mom and all, but it's hard. The mom is impossible to train and mine brofurs just nefur lissen.  What is I 'posed to do Sandy Claws?? Sammy says I's getting coal in mine stocking this year 'acause I've been so bad.  I hope not.  But if I do, could you maybe bring me a personal furnace so that I could put that coal to good use? You knows how cold I gets in the winter, so a personal furnace would be nice.  

I would also like it if you could try and find homes for all of the poodins and woofies and others that need homes.  That would be great.  

But mostly, I think that I would like to haf time wif mine the mom.  I does love her, and I loves to pet her face and give her kissies, but that little grey meezer rat is always cutting in on me, and he's so little and cute and i think that the mom loves him more than me.  

Also, lastly, I would like to haf mine own pig.  

Your friend and kind of good boy
Miles Phillippe Meezer

19 comments:

FURKIDSMOM said...

Oh Miles, that is such a sweet letter to Santa. How could he refuse a face like that?

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

pee ess- a whole pig?

Hannah and Lucy said...

We are sure Santa will grant every one of your Christmas wishes Miles.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Random Felines said...

awww - we bet Sandy Claws knows you are trying....and that counts. :)

What is with a whole pig?

William said...

Wow, a pig? I never thought about asking for that! I bet you could ride him all over the house and just terrorize EVERYBODY!

Eric and Flynn said...

That is a very nice letter to Sandy Claws Miles. A pig??? Is that to eat or for a pet?

Forty Paws said...

You guys are so cute with your Sandy Paws letters. How sweet.

Luf, Us

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles how could anyone say no to you?

Two French Bulldogs said...

Miles Sandy Paws understands our dilemmas
Benny & Lily

Jan's Funny Farm said...

That's really neat, Miles. Asking for your own furnace to use coal, in case you get some. But we think you'll get something nice.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

You is a very good boy, Miles. I is sure Sandy Claws will bring you great stuff. Maybe even dat whole pig!
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Meowers from Missouri said...

yer own pig? would it be gettin' prosthetic arms an' legs over time?

ABBY said...

Oh MIles we bet Santa will arrange for you to have your own pig!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

TK and Squashies said...

That was a great letter, Miles! Mine mommy almost spitted her soda when you asks fur the furnace.
We is sure Santy is gonna makes all your wishes comes true.

TK

PeeEss- I'm sure your the mom loves you as much as Nicky!

GreatGranny said...

Aww, sweet Miles, with that cute face, Sandy Paws will bring you what you want.
xoxo Kassey

Oui Oui said...

A pig? That's great! At least it wasn't a wish for more boxes. We sure Sandy knows you're trying.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

A pig!? Maybe Santa can pick up Binga on his rounds and drop her off at your place. She is a big pig!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Miles your mom has no favorites you are all special little fur kids to her.
Your own pig!!!! Ooohhh we hope you get it!!

Mark's Mews said...

We got this misdirected email:

Ho, Ho, Ho from Santa: "I hope you like coal, Miles!

On the other, hand, you DO have good wishes for others.

Let's just say I haven't made up my mind yet and you have a week to "GET THINGS RIGHT!"

Ho, Ho. Ho...

Marg said...

We think that is a great list to Santa paws. I am sure the big guy in the red suit will come to see you. Just waht exactly are you going to do with your own pig. Too funny. Take care.

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