Friday, December 23, 2011

the night before a meezer christmas

It's nicky's gotcha day too!!!! Happy Gotcha Day!!!

Twas the Night before Meezer Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
All the Meezers were stirring, er, all through the house.
The stockings were flung on the floor without care,
Some Meezers had been looking for presents in there.

The Orinch Meniss was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of outdoors danced in his head.
And the mom in her tank top and ugly pink shorts,
Had just settled her brains for a long winter’s snork.

When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
She sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the stairs she didn't fly like a flash,
More like a turtle, she's not very fast.

The tree lights shone on the carpet below
An eerie white color and the mom said OH NO.
She hollered very loudly what's going on down there?
Three little voices said "nothing mommy dear"

She saw meezer shadows, running around in the light,
she thought to herself, it's the f*&^^%ing middle of the night!!
More rapid than beagles they started their game,
Then she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Miles! now, Sammy! now, Nicholas FuzzyPants!
Come on Poosie! Come on, Squishy! Gosh Darn it Nickypants!
To the top of the buffet! up on the wall!
don't make me come down there or there's trouble for all!"

As wild snowflakes in hurricane type winds fly,
ah, there's nothing to rhyme with this phrase by the by.
So back to the kitchen they ran pretty quick ,
except that they tripped poor little Nick.

And then it happened, she heard a little cry
oh now what are they doing to that poor little guy.
She looked around for a robe or some socks on the ground,
then the Orinch Meniss came out with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
uh, he's a cat, seriously, isn't that how he should look?
He looked down the stairs and was taken aback,
He hollered in horror OH MY GOSH WHAT THE FRACK?

His eyes-didn't twinkle, his dimples weren't merry!
His cheeks cheeks puffed out and he turned red like a berry!
His mouth, how it spouted a string of bad werds
His little chin quivered, "how could they, those terds"

He ran down the stairs two or three at a time,
His little ears steaming, hollering the whole time.
He ran to the kitchen, and stopped on a dime,
His little belly, it still jiggled for quite a long time!

He was crabby and whiney and hollered alot,
You were supposed to wake me up so I could stir the big pot!
Each little meezer hugged him and said,
you looked so cute and happy all tucked into bed.

The Orinch Meniss forgave them and went straight to his werk,
And stirred the big pot, then turned with a jerk.
He wrinkled up his nose and said kind of curtly,
This surely will make her all gassy and blurpy!

The smell it did waft all the way up the stairs,
The mom plugged her nose and said "ah, well who cares"
They mean it with love I think, and that's all right,
"Merry Christmas my boys, and have a good night!"


Cheysuli and gemini said...

Umm... that's different from the one we remember (even from you guys!). But we love it as always...

Karen Jo said...

I love your Christmas poem.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Happy gotcha day!!

Fuzzy Tales said...

Bravo, well done! :-D

Happy Gotcha Day to Nicholas!

Hannah and Lucy said...

What a brilliant poem Mum Meezer it made our Mum laugh a lot.
Happy Gotcha Day Nicholas.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

Love it! Love it! Love it! So much talent at your place.
Wishing a Happy Gotcha Day to Nicholas. So glad you have a wonderful furever home!!

Oui Oui said...

Hahahaha! The mom got such a big laugh out of your poem. Happy Gotcha day to little Nicky - who isn't so little anymore (we just think of him that way). Merry Christmas boys & meezer mom!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Happy Gotcha Day Nicki!

Happy Christmas dear friends ~ and a joyful and healthy new year to you all. xx

The Island Cats said...

Happy Gotcha Day, Nicky!! We like your version of that poem better than the original!!


MOL that was a super poem! We can actually picture this going on at your house!!

Happy Gotcha Day Nicky!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Meowers from Missouri said...

happy gotcha day, little nicky-dude! we're so glad you chose the mom!

that pome sounds like just like we imagine catsmas at yer house should be! best wishes to each an' efurry one, bean an' kittie! we hopes the comin' year is bright for all of us! hugs & headbonks, y'all.

an' sammy? you prolly shunt read our post today ... just sayin'.

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! That is brilliant!!! Mum was snorting coffee left right and centre! We think your poem is different this year. Are we right or is it just mum being silly?
Happy Gotcha Day Nicky!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Happy Gotcha Day Nicky!!!

Wonderful poem!

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious! We are all rolling on the floor here!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

And happy Gotcha Day Nicky!

Anonymous said...

Happy Gotcha Day, Nicky! We think you're old enough to ditch those fuzzypants of yours.

meowmeowmans said...

That is a great poem! :)

Happy Gotcha Day, Nicky. We hope you have a great day and year!

ZOOLATRY said...

MERRY MERRY to all the "boys" and especially to the one in the "ugly pink shorts".
This version is sure to become a classic.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Happy Gotcha Day Nicky!!! *hands over tha treats*

I luvs yore poem! Yall always makes the bestest ones.

Miles is bisiting wif me fur a while, Mommy Meezer. We come bisit you too fur a while.
Sanjee and tha resta tha Hotties

Forty Paws said...

Happy Gotcha Day Nicky!

We luf your song!

Luf, Us

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Happy Gotcha Day, Nicky!

very funny poem. Sounds like you guys are up to your usual havoc around the house. :)

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Absolutely THE BEST!!!!!!

The Chans

ABBY said...

Happy Gotcha Day Nicky!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoapuff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Merry Christmas

Derby, Ducky said...

good poem guys. Merry Christmouse.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Happy Happy Happy Gotcha Day Nicky!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

now that is the way we like it read, BOL. Happee Gotcha Day
Benny & Lily

Karen Jo said...

Happy Gotcha Day, Nicky! Have a great time. Merry Christmas to all of you!

Mr Puddy said...

Happy Gotcha Day !!!!
and and Hoo Hoo Hoo ! ..Merry Merry Christmas !!
I wish you all have a very best time : )

Puddy and Mom Boom

Jacqueline said...

We love your Christmas poem!!...We are so blessed to have you guys in our lives; wishing you all a safe and Merry Christmas, precious and hugs...J, Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh how I wish I khould celebrate the Gotcha Day fur MY khytty ;-)

Your Favourite Alien

Chesney Cats said...

Wisshing all a furry Merry Christmas & belated Happy Gotcha Day to Nicky!!

Father Tom said...

Hehe, ho,ho,ho Merry Christmas! Loved your poem!

Tom, mom Julie & Mittens

Mark's Mews said...

Loved the poem! We are wishing a Happy Holiday to you all!

Ayla, Iza, Marley, and The Big Thing

The Devil Dog said...

Merry Christmas!

Hope you had a great day.

Roxy & Lucky

The Crew said...

Merry Krismouse to you and your family!

The Crew

Meowers from Missouri said...

ahahahahahaha! we're STILL laffin' an' laffin' at this pome!! brilliant!!

Millie said...

Oh my bast! That was funny! Chrissymouse at my house was a much, much quieter affair.


TK and Squashies said...

You are so AMAZING! This makes mine mommy laff-and-laff!
Happy Gotcha- Nicholas Fuzzypants!

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