Monday, January 31, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 


The Foods Report:  chick-hen and HAM.  


The What did Billy do report:   Well, he's pretty much destroyed a bouquet of Lavender from our garden.  The mom put it out Thursday and it was almost gone Thursday night and then she wondered what happened and she saw Billy run into the bathroom and try and eat the dried out stems. At least his breaf was fresh. 


The What did Nicky do report:  he pretty much destroyed efurryfing else in the house. 


Well here wif some 'aciting noos is blubberbrain Sammy and the Alien report:  Fank you girlyhips Miles.  So, last week there was a rukkus in the nayborhood.  Now, I've been trying to write it all down but this is what I heard:  bark bark awf howl arf bark howl howl yapyapyapyapyap bark howl arf.  From my previous translashuns given to my by Maxx (who may or may not be lying to me) I think this means: "everyone on high alert, the mothership will be here in a few days".  So, I's going to go hide unner my bed for now.  Back to you bostoncremethighs.  


::SIGH:: well, at least he can't get into any trouble unner there.  


We's sorry we hasn't been around much, the mom hadded a nasty stomach flu thing ofur the weekend - and it was NASTY.  Let's just say we almost kicked her out of the house.  

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

An Open Letter to The Mom

SAMMY

Deer The Mom

We all are furry disappointed in you.  Your lack of helping us comment on our furriends blogs is making us furry angry.  If our furriends doesn't know that we bisit them, they won't bisit us and then we'll haf no furriends and we will haf to poop in your shoos or something like that.  So, less snorking and drooling on the cowch and more helping us comment on our furriends blogs. 


Oh, and I need you brush me more. 

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES

For the last time - I is NOT a velcro kitty!! I haf thin furs and I need some body heat to keep me warm!!! And mine brothers are stingy with their body heats (SAMMY: well, you haf bad breaf so we doesn't want to be near you) so I has to get it from YOU.  So, the mom (if that IS your real name) I doesn't care I makes you hot, the hotter you is the warmer I will get. 

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Know what I loves? I LOVES TO PLAY!! ALL THE TIME!!! RUNRUNRUN through the house! PLAYPLAYPLAY on the bed in the middle of the night!!! I loves to run fast and chase things and carry mine coil toys and bottle caps around the house in mine mouf. 

THEN I loves to make mommy pet me and kissy me. 

THEN I loves to make her pet mine tummy.

THEN I loves to pass out on her lap!

THEN, I loves to dance wif Billy!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - bacon, ham and pancakes (which, btw, were GROSS.  they hadded nutmegs, cinnamoms and orinch peel in them). 

The Billy Report - He tried running outside, got one foot on the porch and ranned back inside 'acause his foot gotted cold and wet from the snow.

The Nicky report - still a spazz

Here is scrambledeggbrainSammy wif the alien report - uh, thank you puddinghips.  So, the horrible naybor has not caused trouble this week.  The alien that lives in the house next to his efen peed on his rosebush.  MOL.  It's 'posed to be EXTRA negative cold today so they will prolly not be around much.  which means one thing  I CAN NAP!!!!! woooo hoooo!!!
back to you frostingthighs

SIGH - well a nap sounds good!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, January 21, 2011

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Finally it's Friday - and the mom is home wif a my-grane.  BUT, weekend cat blogging is taking place at Billy's this weekend - it's like Carnival of the Cats - go through your posts for the week and in the comments on Billy's blog leave a link to your favorite post - or make a weekend post and submit that! Then Billy will list your post with the others and he will have some sort of fun theme going on as well with fun pictures and videos.  Go see his blog!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES

If you doesn't want the kitty (me) to eat the ham from the other end of your ham sammich, don't get a ham sammich.  what is so difficult about that?? 

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

what? it's Nicky Toosday?? I's going ofur to Billy's blog - he's hafing a pawsome dance party!!!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well it started out to be a really suky foods weekened.  just eggs and cereal.  i will eat eggs but they're better coating a lovely piece of bred and being fried in butter.  and then it happened -while the mom was making her dinner i sawed a small piece of bred being cut and the carton of liquid eggs come out and some milk and then the butter and then a little while after that i gotted mine own piece of french toast!!!! wif SYRUP.  oh, and i hadded HAMMMMMMMMMM too!!!

The Billy report: not much to report  he's been good lately.  that will change soon i's shur

The Nicky report: yep, still a spazzmo. 

The Whackjob report - here's squashbrain Sammy    well, a few nights ago our doorbell ringed and it was someone from the humane society coming around to see if we hadded any aliens, 'acuase our awful child and animal hating naybor across the street called them to report that there were "dozens" of aliens running around hollering all day an night.  And there's NOT.  They're all on leashes and none of them is allowed to run loose.  He's a mean mean man and wants all the aliens hauled off to the shelter.  And it's not a no-kill shelter - so you can guess what he wants to happen to them all.  I tried to send out mind signals to the 'ho alien on the other side of the wall to tell her to tell all the other aliens to catch him and eat him.  I hopes it werks.........

back to you fluffbutt. 

::SIGH::  but i hope it does werk Sammy.  The mom is about ready to do very bad things to him. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, January 14, 2011

Finally Friday

MILES

It's Friday - and that means that there's the possibility of FRENCH TOAST this weekend.  And it's 'posed to SNOWSNOWSNOW on Saturday so maybe I will get some bacon wif the french toast.  Just as long as it's not some gross hot cereal thing. 

AND if it snows that means MOM TIME!!!! SNUGGLE TIME!!!!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's still thankful for mine nip nanner - and NO ONE better take it away from me.  you hear me NICKY??

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES

::AHEM:: ATTENSHUN THE MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH YOU!!!!! WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

really JUST begetables for dinner?? Are you feeling ill? Get with it. 


Oh, please visit our wonderful MissieAuntieLeslie, she's having a great give-away! GO play! The mom did! 'cept don't tell her she did.  she doesn't know.  MOL  Really - it's pretty cool!!!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Oh Hai!!! Guess what? when the chrissymouse tree camed down mommy did not move the bookshelf back into that corner - instead she spread out our hairy blankies from Miss Peggy, and then put our Forty Paws Ham-mick on top and put our toy basket in the corner and now we has a really cozy nap / play spot!!! So, does anyone want to come ofur and play and nap wif us?

Monday, January 10, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
 

The Foods Report - ok it was a BAD BAD week in the foods department.  What self 'spketing kitty would eat oatmeal, cream of buckwheat, or toast.  I did get some ice cream though.  But still, this coming week better be better. 

The What Did Billy do report: he jumped into the bathtub to play tub hockey, but there was water in there.  it was up to his knees (therefore halfway up his belleh too MOL). 

The What did Nicky do report: He kept running into the dungeon when the mom was putting stuff down there. 

The Grammie's Kitty report - Angel has a bladder infekshun and then he wouldn't poop.  But he gotted some medicines and he's doing better - fank you all for the purrss. 

Here is the alien report by mushroom head Sammy:   thank you mr potato lips.  So, it's been quieter around here  the aliens must be busy inside cooking and eating their people or something.  I've seen much fewer people outside since it gotted cold.  I think that come spring there are going to be mainly aliens around here.  And then they will lure more people here and then fatten them up with barbecue all summer and then cook and eat them next winter.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  it's too frightening.  back  to you butterbutt. 

::SIGH:: oh poor Sammy.  He's out of his brain medikshun I think. I think the mom has to get him some more.  Or maybe I can find a big mallet or something. 

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today. 

Pee Ess: Sammy here, don't let Miles fool you - HE has to take the brain medikshun - I'M not the one who spins in circles and then tries to eat the rug.  I'm just sayin.

Friday, January 07, 2011

Finally Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Guess what? I's helping BILLY host the Carnival of the Cats this weekend ofur on his blog!!
It's really easy to play - here's what you do:

Leave a comment on this blog or BILLY'S BLOG with a link to either your favorite post on your blog this past week, OR a new post for the weekend. Or send a email to carnivalofthehcats AT gmail DOT com.  Or go to the Carnival of the Cats home page and follow the submission directions.    Me and Billy does all the rest.  Then you come back to Billy's Blog on Sunday and haf FUN FUN FUN!!!!

Please play?  I's so 'acited!!!!

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's thankful for butt rubs. I loves butt rubs.  I need butt rubs.  ALL THE TIME. 

I's also thankful that the CB is such a caring place.  Our grammies kitty Angel (a beautiful house panther) is not feeling well.  He is barfing and has not eated in 2 days and is hiding unner grammies bed.  Can efurryone say a short purrayer that he is ok? Grammie and the mom will prolly haf to take him to the v-e-t.  He's mine age - he's only 6 so we hopes it's just a little stomach thing. 

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Attenshun: I is NOT a spazmo.  I just has a lot of energies.  And I gets Crazy Legs in the middle of the day. 

Sorry about the table.  I didn't mean to flip it ofur and toss efurryfing to the floor. 

Pet me?

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

hey THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

just 'acause I weigh 17 lbs doesn't mean you haf to groan efurrytime I lay on your stomach.  It's kind of insulting. 

Monday, January 03, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report:   FRENCH TOAST!! I GOTTED MINE OWN PIECE - no nutmegs, cinnamoms or banilla - just eggs, bread and maply syrup ALL FOR ME!!!!!

The What Did Billy Do report:  Not much he almost gotted outside but then he realized it was raining so he stayed in. 

The What did Nicky do report:   The little spazmo was just out of control. 

The New Year Alien Report from borschtbreaf Sammy - thank you eclairhips.  Well, the girl alien is still driving all the boy aliens crazy and they're all ofur our front yard all the time smelling and leavin pee-mail for her.  My noo year's resolushun is to TRY and not be so freaked out by the aliens.  But they's furry scairty and loud and scairty and big.  And scairty. And they eat people.  Maybe next year. Back to you casserolethighs. 

Good luck with that picklehead. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Pee Ess: A furry happy purrfday to Mom Judi

Sunday, January 02, 2011

It's our blogaversary!!!

SAMMY


Today is our 5th blogaversary!! We've been doing this for 5 years!!! WOW!!! I was only 1 and Miles was still a kitten when we started! Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie were still alive too.  Lots and lots has changed in 5 years.  When we started, we could read ALL the blogs in one day! We've gained and lost so many furriends.  It's been happy and sad and joyful and sometimes painful, but we would not change any of it.  We love you all and hope you stick with us!

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