Monday, February 28, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report: HAM, eggs, and bacon

The What Did Billy Do report - he sneaked into the dungeon and the mom could not find him and she ranned outside and all around the street looking for him, then camed in and cried and THEN he 'acided to holler and let her know where he was.

The What Did Nicky Do report: he's still a spazzmo and a one kitten wrecking crew

The Alien Report with mashedpotatobrain:  AHHHHHHHHHHH THERE ARE NEW ALIENS OUT THERE!!!!!! STINKY ONES!!!!!!!!! THEY IS BLACK AND WHITE AND THEY COME UP TO MINE DOOR AND THEN FART!!!!!!!!!!!!                  back to you hummus hips

The Mom report - the mom is finally feeling better! YAY!!!!!!! I thinks the house trashing was just what she needed. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, February 25, 2011

Finally Friday


I's tired of the mom being sick - so we's hafing a house trashing party today.  Come on ofur and help us trash the house.  

wooooo hoooooooooooo 

UPDATE:  the house trashing will continue all weekend!!


Thursday, February 24, 2011

Sickly Thursday


Mine mommy is sick today so she is werking from home.  I will be laying on her and purring at her.  (although sometimes I may have to run around the house like mine butt is on fire and play wif mine coils and toys and stuff).  

That should make her feel better, right?

Oh, and we's 'posed to get like a mile of snow tonight.  Or pile.  Or foot.  whatefur.  We may haf a mom day tomorrow too.  YAY 

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Award Wednesday


Mine gorgeous sweet tuxie princess Abby give me an award!! I's so happy!!!

I has to say 7 things about me and nominate 15 furriends

1.  I does not like people.  I loves mine the mom and mine the dad and that's it.  whenefur someone comes to mine house I hide unner the bed. 

2.  I LOVES mine brush!!!

3.  I LOVES butt scritches

4.  I does not like people meats. 


6.  All the toys are belong to me. 

7.  I loves snuggling with the mom in the middle of the night.  (and then whapping her water on her when I's done). 

I has way more than 15 furriends to nominate - I wants to nominate EFURRYCAT who reads this. Please play!!!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


So, come join me ofur at Billy's! It's his gotcha day party!!

Meezer Monda RACING Report


The Meezer Monday Miles report will return next weekend.  Today we will talk about mine Daytona 500 race. 

Ferst, I believe mine team was sabotaged wif nip.   We hadded a hard time prakticing our pit stops 'acause I believe some other driver afraid of mine mad driving skills (and by mad I mean INSANE) gived mine crew NIP.  This made them run around and steal things from other crews - like their gear and stuff.  MOL. 

Here are some candid pikshurs of mine crew

Me, wif Galletta, Pepi, Miles, Billy and Angus

Samantha, Eric and Flynn in some "borrowed" Home Repot gear

And Orion, Clemmie and Junior

So how did I do?

Well, let's just say that this year wif the drafting and the new pavement on the track made for some furry strenous driving - mine paws was furry tired and sore. I didn't win, BUT I didn't get caught in all the wrecks eifur.  And I needed a LONG nap when it was done.   I's sorry I let the cat blogosphere down and didn't win but it was fun.

More pikshurs tomorrow............

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Thankless Thursday


Well, I was hoping to haf some pikshurs of mine Daytona 500 crew and praktice, but, well the crew was a little crazy they would not stand still - or put on their fire suits, or change mine tires.  I has to find out who put out the huge bowl of nip.  It was prolly that ebil Dale............. er Jeff......... aw heck, they're ALL scairt of me.  They knows I has TALENT!!! (and a lead foot!!).

Daytona Thursday


Well, tomorrow is the ferst of the Daytona Races for me - I'm in one of the Twin150's.  Mine Pit Crew has been prakticing wif me all week.  Although it takes 4 kitties per tire to lift them, we is doing pretty well - we is under a minute for a pit stop.  We should haf a great race!! Tomorrow I will post the pit crew pikshurs (and maybe efen haf a badge for them for their blogs if they wants one).  Anybody who has not already signed up is still welcome to - we could use some backup! 

  I could prolly use a helmet too. 

Monday, February 14, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


OH.  MY. BAST.  GUESS WHAT?? There's a ::whispers:: GIRLCAT who LIKES me!!! Did you see the comments yesterday?  Haf you seen HER?   She's GORGEOUS

And also these lovely ladies want to be mine valentine!

what should I do?

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - ham.  It was not a good week - which we will 'splain a little further down

The Billy report - he's still being good - but I has a feeling that once the weather gets better that will change

The Nicky Report-- yep, still a spazzmo. 

The "Stuff" report.   Well, our the dad did not haf a good week.  He wented to the 'mergency room TWICE this week wif chest pains.  One time he gotted out the same day, but Friday he hadded to stay there.  The mom drived down to where he lives on Friday.  Forchunately his heart did not attack him, but he has to make some major changes in stuff like foods and exercise, and he has to haf a bunch of tests this week and he cannot go back to werk yet. 

there is no alien report this week 'acause the nutburger Sammy is prakticing for the Daytona 500 on Sunday.  But he's still figuring on the mother ship to come and get him soon.  Or the aliens.  Wait, HE'S the alien.  Right?

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today.

Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Sammy sends Valentine's wishes to Abby
Sammy Loves Abby
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Billy would like to ask Faith Boo a question:

::blushblushblush:: Faith Boo will you

be mine faith boo
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And for mine wonderul girlfriend cat Sanjee

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Nicky is looking or a valentine - any girlcat interested?

Friday, February 11, 2011

Finally Friday


It's finally Friday! We're still on Roxy's Road Trip and since we will be in Florida I will be prakticing for next week's Daytona 500.  I haf some pawsome furriends signed up for mine Pit Crew but there's still some spots open if anyone else wants to join! 


Thursday, February 10, 2011

Thankful Thursday


I's thankful that I's gotted HAM. 

I's also thankful that the mom turned OFF the air blowy thingy in the sleeping room last night and I didn't haf to huddle unner the covers and to avoid freezing to death.  Sheesh woman, does you want the INSIDE of our house to be 4 degrees like the OUTSIDE?

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

I fink that I's been posessed by a alien!! LOOK OUT SAMMY!! I's COMING FOR YOU!!!

Monday, February 07, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well since the mom has had a "stomach thing" for a week and a half we were sorely lacking in the foods department.  Although there were pork chops one night.

The Billy Report - Billy is wheezy and cough-y again.  Poor guy

The Nicky Report - still a one kitty destruction crew

Now here is pancakebatterbrains with the whack-o report:  Thank you wafflebutt.  So, the mothership landing must be soon - the aliens are all loud and talking all hours of the day and night.  I am hoping to pick up some translashuns while i'm on Roxy's road trip.  However, I think that I have learned that the mothership will land maybe this week!
back to you tapiocapuddinghips. 

I really hope that mothership comes for him soon!
That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, February 04, 2011

We're ready to go!


We is all ready for Roxy's Road Trip!! We is hafing ham and eggs here for brekkies and then we is on our way!!!

In other noos, Sammy is driving in the Daytona 500 again this year!  He will need a pit crew - does anyone want to help him?? Also, there will be a party again.  We haf not done this for 3 years so it should be FUNFUNFUN!!!!

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Packing up for the big trip


We are packing up to head out on Roxy's Get Me Somewhere Warm or Bust road trip.  The bus will be here Friday to get us.  There will be lots of woofies on this trip - and that's PAWSOME.  Well, except maybe for poor Sammy.  I'll pack extra diapers for him.  (SAMMY:  NOT FUNNY LARD BUTT).  Well, maybe he can get some more translations down for the alien dictionary. 

Well, the bus will be here tomorrow - if anyone wants to get on with us just be here Friday morning.  We'll have ham and eggs and french toast for brekkies.

Nickyhog Day


If I keeps mine eyes closed, I can't see mine shadow, SOOOOOOOOO

Nickyhog says NO MORE WINTER!!!

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


I has to rest up - Billy says that Wednesday is Nickyhog day and if I see mine shadow there will be 6 more weeks of winter.  He says it's furry 'portant that I don't see mine shadow - so I thinks that if I sleeps through it then winter will go away!

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...