Thursday, March 31, 2011

Thankless Thursday


Well, anofur week wif the mom NOT helping us bisit our furriends furry much.  This has GOT to stop! Lookit how depressed I is!!!! 

We is sorry that we is not bisiting as much - we will try harder - we will pry the mom's eyelids open wif teefpicks and pump coffee into her to get her to stay awake. 

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Wednesday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday


Um, it's 8:17am and just NOW you're getting around to helping me post.  

Your snork and drool fest last night on the cowch was gistusting and you should haf been able to stay awake long enough to help me post then.   

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


I is NOT a spazz!!!! Stop calling me that Miles!!! Doesn't you see the air moving around and haf to holler at it and chase it? 

Monday, March 28, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report- while I did NOT haf ham and shrimps on the foo-ton at the dad's house, I did haf ham nomlette and french toast on the foo-ton! SCORE!!!

The What Did Billy do report- he ranned outside while we was getting ready to go to the dad's.  The mom should haf grownded him.

The What did Nicky do report - well the dad now knows why I calls him a spazz efurry week. 

The alien report - here's mashedpotatohead with the report - well, there are aliens at the dad's house that are trying to communicate wif the mother ship - i wonder if it's the same mothership! maybe there are THOUSANDS of motherships that will invade.  AHHHHHHHHHH. I think I haf to go unner the bed and think about this.

Back to you thunderthighs.


Isn't it 'posed to be spring or somefing? It's flipping  COLD here - like WINTER COLD.  Like in the TEENS and TWENTIES cold.  I doesn't think it will efur warm up. 
Maybe me an mine girlfriendcat Sanjee will go hide unner the covers.  Anyone want to join us?

That  is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Weekend cat blogging

Head over to Billy's and leave a link for him for the weekend cat blogging

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Thankful Thursday


I's thankful that I has a new brush!!

And I's thankful that we is having a mom day today!

And I's happy that tomorrow is the dad's purrday and we is going to go see him for the weekend!

And also Billy is hosting Carnival of the Cats this weekend! Please go and leave your link on his site! If you don't know how to play just pick your favorite post of the past week and send the link to Billy - he will do all the rest.  Then come back sunday and enjoy the carnival and possibly meet new kitties!


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM does you know where mine brush is??

(MeezerMom) - uh Sammy, don't you remember that you pushed it off the big windowsill into the human litterbox?

yeah? so? what did you do with it?

(MeezerMom) - oh Sammy honey, I threw it out. 


(MeezerMom)well, it was in the human litterbox!!

Yeah but there was just water in there - nothing else! If anything mine brush would be clean after being in there all day

(MeezerMom) yes, the inside of the human litterbox is clean, but after being in there all day while I was at work, and seeing that it's over 10 years old, I threw it out. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO now mine furs won't shine and mine beautiful girlfriend will not want to see me anymore because I won't be so floofy and shiny!!!!!!!!!

(MeezerMom) oh Sammy darling boy, she will not do that and you will have a new brush when I get home from work.  Do you think you can make it through the day?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i

well, maybe if I get some treats to get me through the long day.

(MeezerMom) - oh ok honey bunny

:::hahahahaha she's such a sucker::

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


Mommy I's sorry I did a fly by on your head the other night - but the AIR made me chase it and no matter how many times I hollered at it to not go near your head it did and I had to chase it. 

To make up for it tonight I will lay unner the covers wif you and tickle your belly wif mine claws!!!

'acuase I loves you!!!

you loves me too, right?

Monday, March 21, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - pork chop, bacon and grilled cheese (the bread was ok, the cheese was yummy)

The What Did Billy do report - well it's spring and Billy's back to running out the door.  He did say the driveway was cold though and the wanted to come right back in, even though the mom picked him up and carried him in.

The What Did Nicky do report: He did a fly by on the mom's head the other night that was hysterical when the mom sat straight up and screamed. 

The fart uh alien report by mashedpotatohead Sammy: take it  away psycho.  Thanks creamcheesehips:  So, it's getting warmer and the aliens are out trying to communicate with the mother ship ALL DAY.  but the good news is that the farting aliens seem to have been picked up by their mothership and taken away.  I must haf been napping when that happened. 
Back to you icecreambutt. 

Oh boy, strap in for a wild spring!!!

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, March 18, 2011

Finally Friday



I's HONORABLE!!!  This is the bestest thing efur. 

Besides Ham.

And chick-hen

And french toast.


Thursday, March 17, 2011

Thinking Thursday


I's thinking that I needs to be nicer to the mom.  She werks long hours and she werks hard and she's away from home for like 27sleeps  a day.  Maybe I should gif her a break and not bite her legs or slap her foods off her plate or stand on her face at night. 

or not. 

Pee Ess: - St Patricks Day Glitter Graphics

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


It's Nicky tuesday! know what I think we should do??


Monday, March 14, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - steak, pancakes and bacon!!!

The What did Billy do report - he TRIED to run outside but then 'acided he didn't want to get wet in the rain. 

The What did Nicky do report- I think it's hopeless - I don't think he will ever settle down

The farting report by stinkybutt Sammy  - uh, HEY! It's NOT me that's farting!!! It's that darn black and white thing outside! Also, there's a new weiner alien in the nayborhood.  Spring is coming and the aliens are all getting restless to communicate with the mother ship.  I wonder if the farting thing has a mother ship?
Back to you gummythighs. 

hmmm, i wonder where I put that phone number for the spa? I think Sammy needs a baycation. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Now, we are going to rest and purray for the people in Japan, we is so sad about what is going on  there. 

Friday, March 11, 2011

I'm weerd too


Well, Miles and Sammy both played, and now I wants to tell you how weerd I am!

1. I spin around in circles - alot.  Especially when I gets 'acited or confuzzled.  

2.  I was prolly kicked in the head by a horsey when I was a baby, which is why I spin around in circles (and mine head is furry tilted)

3.  I run though the house hollering ALL THE TIME

4.  I carry around my squiggly coils or a bottle cap or a fuzzy toy in mine mouth ALL THE TIME

5.  I likes to lay unner the covers and kick the mom while she is trying to sleep

6.  I has to bite the moms legs - I don't know why but they are just screaming at me "bite me! bite me!" so I do.  

Is I weerd?  

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Thursday Meme


Mine goodest furriend Galletta tagged me for a meme - Miles already didded it and now I's going to do it

Some weerd things about me

1.  I LOVES to haf mine hamstrings massaged.

2.  When someone scritches mine butt I stand way up on mine tippy toes.

3.  When the mom has to use the human litterbox room, I likes to stand on the seat 'afore I jump up onto the big windowsill (we has a dormer window wif a big windowsill).  This makes the mom do the pee pee dance and i makes me laff and laff

4.  I is scairt of all people 'cept mine mom and mine dad

5.  I will not  go near a door to the outside. i was out there when i was a baby and i was scairt and alone and I will nefur go outside again. 

6.  I loves to shove my nose up the mom's nostrils when she sleeps. 

so, who else is weerd? come on, all you weerd cats play along!!!

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Wednesday Rant aka Whiney Wednesday


it's simple - we ushually get our post ready the night 'afore- it is now 7:45 wednesday morning and we're just doing it now. Lazy, lazy lazy the mom. 

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


Mommy? Billy, Miles and now Sammy haf their own bookedface page, why doesn't I haf one?

Not that I know what it is, and I can't sit still long enough to look at anything, and not that I've even heard of it until Sammy started hollering that he had one and that he was happy he was getting so many new friends.  I like friends too.  Does I haf lots of friends?

Monday, March 07, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - turkey, pancakes and ribs

The What did Billy do report - ok he's just getting weerd - after the mom gets out of the bubbly bath, Billy goes in there and rolls around and gets wet, then he goes and lays on the bed while he is wet. 

The What did Nicky do report - one kitten destruction crew

Ok, here with some 'aciting (MOL) alien noos is porkchophead Sammy:  OH MY BAST!! There is an alien war here!!!!  One of the farting aliens farted on the alien that lives next door and now he stinks!! ALOT!!! I must keep awake to make shur that it doesn't fart on me!!
Back to you wafflebutt. 

Yes, it is troo about the farting alien!  MOL!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, March 04, 2011

Finally Friday


Do stinky farting aliens take weekends off? I hope so, 'acause I is tired from hafing to stay at the slidy glass door all day to scare them off.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Meme Thursday


I was tagged by mine furriend Ariel to talk about weird me - well 6 weird things about me. 

1.  Mine the dad has a foo-ton (in the ferst and last pikshur) that the mom says I has a furry "unusual and uncomfortable" attachment to.  I LOVES THE FOO-TON.  Plus, I is FARO OF THE FOO-TON

2.  I am a momma's boy - as much as I complain about the mom, I has to be ON her all the time.  Not next to her or near her, but ON her.

3.  I likes to stand up by the stove or counter and slap the mom's hand while she cooks and makes foods.  Sometimes I slap hard enough to get her to drop the foods.

4.  If I go upstairs and the mom is downstairs, I haf to holler really loud at her. 

5.  When the mom sits on the couch wif her dinner plate, I has to stick mine paws in her foods.  I try and steal her meats all the time. 

6.  I pee on the mom when she takes me to the v-e-t.  I also pee on the v-e-t and all the v-e-t techs too.  See, they stolded mine teefs when I was a little ofur a year old and I has not forgiven or forgotten.  I is terrified whenefur we leave the house that someone will steal more teefs. 

I doesn't know who to choose - I wants to know weird things about efurryone! Someone please play!

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday


Deer The Mom

Look, you've knowed me what, like 5 1/2 years right? And in that time, haf I EFUR lissened to you when you go on a rant about me biting and sticking mine claws into your legs? What makes you think I's going to start stop now. 

Oh, and YES, it was me that trained Nicky to bite your legs. 


Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


I is not a spazzmo.  I is "energetik" and cute and loveable!!!!

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...