Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: uh, It was a FURRY BAD week for the foods.  The mom doesn't seem to care for us anymore since Grammie has been in the hospital.  I hadded to STEAL turkey from her sammich

The What Did Billy do report:  Well, BILLY hadded to go to the emergency v-e-t on Sunday night.  He was hafing lots of prollems breafing and the mom saided he had to go. He was there for 5 whole hours!!!! They gived him some sort of breathing treatment and lots of Auntie Bio-tics

The What did Nicky do report: the two werds still apply SPAZZ. MO.

Here is mushbrain with the crazy in the head report:  Well, some of the aliens gotted left behind by the mothership last week.  I's furry disappointed in that.  I was hoping that the loud one on the other side of the wall would get taken.  ::SIGH:: - back to you custard hips

The Grammie Report: Grammie is STILL in the hospital.  She was getting better then gotted worse and now we doesn't know when she will be coming home.

That is the Meezer Monday  er Tuesday Miles report for today

Monday, May 30, 2011

Happy Memorial Day

Oh Beautiful
For Heroes Proved 


 In Liberating Strife  

 Who more than self
their country loved

And mercy more than life

America America

May God thy gold refine

'till all success be nobleness

And every gain divine.

Picture 1: Civil War Graves
Picture 2: WWI memorial
Picture 3: WWII Memorial
Picture 4: Korean War Memorial
Picture 5: Vietnam War Memorial
Highland Park, Rochester NY
Picture 6: Persian Gulf War grave plaque
Picture 7: Soldier Caskets, Dover AFB
Dover, DE

Text: America The Beautiful
Katherine Lee Bates

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Purrayers needed

SAMMY

Our grammie is in the hospital - she's been there since Monday night and we doesn't know when she will be getting out.  Since our grampie is in a nursing home, the mom has been going nuts trying to werk from home, be at the hospital with grammie and try and get grampie over to visit her and keep him from getting upset, AND take care of grammie and grampie's kitties.  Needless to say, we is a little neglected.  Can efurryone purray for our grammie?

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mommy, I's sorry you was sick the last couple of days.  And I's also sorry that I kind of bit your tummy when you was sleeping.  I hopes that's not why you was sick. 

Monday, May 23, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report - Speshul Edishun

MILES

It's a speshul day! Today is MommyML's purrfday!!!! Happy Purrfday MommmyML - we loves you!!!!!


The Foods Report:  ham and ribs.  I didn't get to taste the chick-hen wings 'acuase "flames will shoot out of your butt and I'm not a qualified fireman so I cannot put them out when it happens".  Whatefur The Mom! You're LAME

The What Did Billy Do report: yep, he ranned outside, then got his paws muddy and ranned back inside

That what did Nicky Do Report:  I just haf two werds  SPAZZ  MO.  He NEFUR STOPS destroying stuffs!!!

Here is a speshul report from our psycho alien correspondent cream cheese brain:   OH MY BAST.  THE MOTHERSHIP HAS LANDED!!! Last night while I was laying around staring at the ceiling I heard loud woooo woooo wooo noises and then sawed flashing red and bloo lights coming in from the windows, then i hearded all the aliens barking and woofing and arfing really loud.  It lasted for about 20 minutes and then stopped - and it gotted really qwiet after that and I haf not heard the aliens since.  The Mothership taked them all away!!!!!!   Back to you bacon butt. 

OR, there was a police man person at the house akross the street (for those who read the mom's blog it was at the nasty guy's house - somefing about his grandson trying to steal somefing from anofur naybor).  But we'll just let ol gravy head think it was the mothership - OK?

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's thankful that the mom remembered to FEED us.  Her brain has not been werking lately and she's forgetting LOTS of things and mumbles all the time about werk being stressful and not being able to take time off.  yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah.  whatefur the mom.  Don't forget the foods or you will REALLY haf somefing to mumble about. 

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wednesday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES

Deer The Mom 

I saw what you did to me on bookface the other night.  I hadded the hick-em-up-cups and you MADED FUN OF ME.  I needed the bambalance and you would not call one for me! 

I am not liking you furry much right now.  

NO, I will not give you a kissy

NO, I WILL NOT give you a kissy

NO, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A KISSY

ah crappity crap crap crap ::KISSY::

I'm still mad though. 

Monday, May 16, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report: bacon, eggs and chick-hen

The What Did Billy do report-  nofing.  He's still not feeling really good

The What did Nicky Do report - he almost gotted hisself skwished - he almost maded the bookshelf fall ofur wif him in it - the mom saved him. He is such a spazzmo.

The whacko report:  Here is chief psyko whackjob Sammy wif his insanity report:  Thank you pork roll.  So, it's been rainy and stuff so the aliens haf not been outside and they've been quiet.  Thank Bast.   I guess they is afraid of getting wet.  Maybe they'll melt or somefing.  Billy's furriend Maxx bisited for a couple of hours last night 'acause his the dad had to go out and Maxx was hafing some "behavior" isshues when he's home alone. So I asked him if he was afraid of the rains and he saided "arf woof arf arf arf woof bark"  which I fink means "yes, we ae afraid of rains 'acause we's all just furs that will melt and then we'll disappear".  Of course it COULD mean "you're a weird little cat and I would like to eat you and your mom" Then he burped.  It was a little rude. 

Back to you blubberbutt.

Today we is all going to Beau's party!!

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

If it's called a MOUSE why can't I play wif it? Why does the mom hog it all the time?

Friday, May 13, 2011

Are we back??

SAMMY

OH MY BAST!! We thought it was just the mom being lazy, but then we finded out it was Dred Pirate Blogger being bad.  


We will still make it the mom's fault.  Because we is shur that SOMETHING is her fault. 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Wiped out Wednesday

SAMMY

There's still some ham and cake left, and there's kitties scattered all ofur the house napping.  Miles' purrfday party was a great success but now I fink we will all just nap.  Feel free to stay as long as you want. 





Tuesday, May 10, 2011

It's my purrfday!!!

MILES

Today is mine 6th purrfday! OH MY BAST!!! When we started blogging I was still a kitten - I was not efen 1 yet!!! 

I's hafing a party today so come and haf fun wif us!!!
There's lots of foods and lots of fun things to do and there will be ceiling dancing and a ham eating contest!!!











 

Monday, May 09, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - eggs, steak and chick-hen.  It was a ok week. 

The What Did Billy do report - yep, ranned outside.  He's still wheezing too.  stoopid orinch meniss. 

The what did Nicky do report - well, the tipping ofur the table in front of the door while the mom was at werk was priceless. 

Here is thet crazy report wif our resident psycho cottage cheese brain Sammy- well there's another new alien in the nayborhood.  this one does not want to shut up either.  it's furry furry annoying.  it gifs me a headache and i hates headaches.  when I haf a headache I has to get lots and lots of pets and snuggles and stuff - and I has to stick mine tongue in the mom's nose. Back to you potato hips. 

Um, well that made NO sense.  I think he just likes to lick the inside of the mom's nose. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today. 

Tomorrow is mine purrfday

Friday, May 06, 2011

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Billy is hosting Carnival of the Cats this weekend - please leave alink to your post in the comments here or on his blog.  There will be dancing and foods - so think about playing along!

Miles' purrfday is coming up Tuesday - he will be 6.  We're thinking about hafing a party for him - if he stops whining. 

Oh, wednesday when the mom came home from werk she could barely get in the front door - some little spazzmo meezer completely tipped the hall table ofur and the mom could barely get the door open.  It was PAWSOME

Haf a good weekend efurryone!

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Thankful Thursday

MILES

Well, I's thankful that I didn't haf to go to the v-e-t.  The mom is thankful that I didn't haf to go to the v-e-t and the v-e-t is thankful that I didn't haf to go there too.  I doesn't think I could haf saved up enough pee to pee on all of them.  MOL

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Wedneday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES


Well the whiney rant is not mine this week - you has to go read about what happened to Billy

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I doesn't think I has much to say today, so I will just nap

Monday, May 02, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the meezer monday miles report for today :

The Foods Report - bacon, stuffed french toast and baloney.  The stuffed french toast was good - except the strawberries.  but the stuff inside was really yummy.  the mom said it was something called Mar-sca-pone.  I liked it lots!!

The What Did Billy Do Report: - no running outside.  The mom says he's sick.  he's been coffing lots and lots and wheezing again.  He might haf to go to the v-e-t

The What did Nicky do report - just bein a spazzmo!!!

The Where Haf We Been report: did you all miss us? There's lots of stuffs going on where the mom werks- something called a "labor dis-pute" and the mom has been werking 16 hour days 'acause of it.  We tried to tell her we doesn't care about what beans do, we has to bisit our furriends and post or they is all going to forget about us.  she obvee-us-lee does not care.  So, I spent Sunday puking all ofur the house.  Now I might haf to go to the v-e-t too.  I guess that was a stoopid plan .

Here is whacko-sam-o wif the crazy report:  take it away split pea brain.  - Thank you ham hock.  So, the weather is getting better and the baby aliens are out in force, chasing the little beans around - I guess they're prakticing their hunting skills.  The older aliens are starting to get out and talk to each other more too.  i cannot wait for the mothership to land and take them all away.  Back to you muffin hips. 

::SIGH:: - thanks butter butt. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Good thing....

MILES It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now!