Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Wednesday Rant


HEY!! WOMAN!!!! yes YOU!!!! I saw that steak on your plate.  You were not offering me a piece.  If you are going to sit on the cowch and eat your dinner, and not offer me any, I will start licking the other end of it. 

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

It's Moving Day


Safe travels daddy - we are all very sad that you are moving so far away, but we knows that it's a good thing.  We loves you.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report:  roast pork, bacon, french toast!!!!!!

The What Did Billy do report:  not much - the hots maded him too hot - and he's hafing bad prollems breathing

The What did Nicky do report - the hots maded HIM hot too! he didn't do alot of trashing

The dad report - mine foo-ton dude is moving to Orlando on tuesday - he's driving so he should be there on Thursday.  He has a 'partment set up to move in to so he's doing OK.

The psycho sam report by sycho sam - uh, thanks butter brain. The aliens haf been quiet 'acuase of the hots  I think that the people gotted eated though 'acause I haf not seen much of them either. Like our crazy naybor lady has not been around - but I haf seen her alien  He's looking a little fatter.  back to you croissant thighs. 

Right  I think the hots melted his brain. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Hots


Yep, efurryone has the hots this week! All ofur the country.  We is not used to the hots here in the north pole so we is just gonna lay around on the cold air blowy vents and in front of the cold air blowy things. 

We hopes that efurryone stays out of the hots and has plenty of nice cool waters and cool places to lay. 

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Nicky Tuesday


Know what's fun? Laying wif mine fuzzy pants against the mom when it's really really HOT.  She gets all sweaty and cranky and then turns on the cold air blowy things and I gets nice and cool!!

I's a GEE-NYUS!!!!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - eggs, chick-hen and pork chops.  not bad!

The What Did Billy do report - we haf the hots here so Billy didn't do anyfing

The What did Nicky do report - yeah, he still trashed stuff

The we has a very sad report - Mine foo-ton dood is moving very far away next week for a contract job.  We are vary vary sad about this, as we does not know when we will see the foo-ton dood 'acause he will not get bay-kshun time or anyfing for at least 6 monfs.  He's moving to Orlando Flor-a-da.  Is there any kitteh's there in Orlando? Let us know 'acuase our foo-ton dood does not know anyone there and it would be nice if there was someone there he could know.  The mom is really really sad and her eyes haf leaked a bit.

The Psyco Sam report:   well the aliens are quiet 'acause of the hots here.  That's good that they is not interrupting mine naps  I gets cranky when they interrupt mine naps.  Of course, the longer they is in their houses the more time they has to eat the people.  Back to you butterfat. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, July 15, 2011

Nicky Friday


Ferst, mine brofur Billy will be hosting weekend cat blogging and carnival of the cats this weekend on his blog! So, go ofur there and leave a link!

Now that we are all rested from our nap pile yesterday, how about a couch eating contest?

This is the couch that I try to eat.  I haf not gotten very far but maybe we can all try! If you doesn't want to, there's LOTS of stuff on tables to toss around!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

It's Nicky Thursday


How are you all? It's Nicky Thursday!  I doesn't know what to talk about today.  This is hard werk, trying to come up wif things to talk about, about mineself.  Does anyone want to make a nap pile wif me?

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

It's Nicky Week!!


It's still mine week!

Today I wants to tell you all about things that I like!

I likes to toss stuff of tables.  Sammy teached me this and it's really really fun!

I like to run really really fast through the house and then fly onto the cowch.  And try and eat it. 

I likes to holler at the walls.  LOUD.  ALOT.  ALOT ALOT!!

I likes  to wiggle unner the covers and sleep wif mommy. 

I likes to make biscuits on mommy when she sleeps.  On her tummy. 

Sometimes I likes to bite mommy's tummy when she sleeps.

I likes belleh rubs!! ALOT!!! ALOT ALOT!!!

I likes to rassle Miles.  He screams like a little girl.

I likes to chase Sammy all ofur the house. 

I likes to chase Billy all ofur the house too!

I likes it when Billy hugs me when I sleep.  And I likes to hug him. 

I LOVES to carry soda bottle caps around the house in mine mouf. 

I like Sammy's nip nanner. 

I like laying on laps but I don't like being picked up.


Tuesday, July 12, 2011



Oh Hai!! It's me! Nicholas Fuzzypants Meezer! It's MINE WEEK!!!! FINALLY!!!! I wants to tell you all about me.

Ferst, I was gotcha'd at chrissymouse time.  I was borned in a farm house to a lady who had a couple of blue point siamese mommy kitties, and she would sell the baby kitties when they was old enough to leave their mommies.  I was a " 'venturer" and she hadded some prollems keeping me wif mine brofurs and sisfurs.  One day I sneaked out of the house and it was COLD so I ranned to the horse barn.  I think I gotted kicked in the head 'acuase all of a sudden mine werld was all tippy and spinny.  I don't know how long I was there but it was less than a day, and the lady finded me.  She called a friend who called another friend who agreed to take me and foster me to see if I gotted better.  In the short time I was in the barn I also gotted a cold - I was still a baby and not used to being away from mine mommykitty.  Anyway, I gotted put into a metal machine and then another metal machine and then I ended up in anofur house.  I was scairt but there was a kitty there who immediately kissed me and made me feel better.  I got mine own 'partment and then I hadded to go see the v-e-t.  This is me at the v-e-t: 
I didn't get less tippy and mine foster mommy said that she would be mine forefur mommy!!
I'm named Nicholas for St Nicholas and Fuzzypants 'acause as you can see from the middle pikshur I has kind of fuzzy furs (mine pants is fuzzy!!). When mine mommy said I could stay I gotted mine offishul last name Meezer!! 

Efen though I's still as tippy and spinny as I was when I camed to mine forefur home, I's ok.  When I gets 'acited or upset I spin really fast in circles and I can't stop, but I's ok.  I loves mine mommy and mine daddy and mine brofurs and I has lots of fun efurry day.  I loves to run really fast and knock stuff ofur and holler really loud and then pass out on mine mommy's legs.  I am so thankful that mine mommy saided "yes" to a little babycat that needed help and then 'acided to keep me!!!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - bacon, hot dogs and ham.  the hot dog did not taste like dog though

The What did Billy do report - yep, he ranned through the back yards this weekend.  Idiot.

The What did Nicky do report - trashed the living room.  the mom gives up on trying to keep anything clean.

Now it's time for the nutso report from king of the crackpots SykoSam - take it away mush head! ::ahem:: uh, thank you bubble butt.  So, it's been HOT around here and the aliens haf been inside, prolly werking on tekneeks for getting rid of their humans.  although, there seem to be a few MORE humans around lately, so either the aliens are not doing their jobs or the humans are getting smarter.   prolly not that.  ok, back to you pudding thighs. 

So, this week is Nicky week! the little spazzmo is so excited he's about to wet his pants. 

Enjoy your week!

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Billy Wednesday


Today Billy is talking about his friendship with that alien thing cute woofie Maxx.  Read all about it here

Monday, July 04, 2011

Happy 4th of July

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed

235 years later, the brave men who risked everything, many of whom died in poverty and gave up their lives for their country to sign the most important piece of paper in American History, are still my heroes.
New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

God Bless the USA

Friday, July 01, 2011

Miles Friday


So the other day I listed mine favorite things  Today I am going to talk about mine LEAST favorite things 

1.  The V-E-T - when I was about 2, mine mouf herted and I scratched a big sore unner mine chin  The mom taked me to the v-e-t who poked me and said that I needed to haf dental werk.  I hadded about 8 teefs pulled and it maded mine mouf hert werse for a while. Efur since then I haf been terrified of the v-e-t and when the mom takes me, I pee on her, and the v-e-t and all the nice girls there who try to make me not scairt. 

d.  the werd NO - I doesn't like it 'speshully when it means I cannot haf foods from the mom's plate. 

4.  being called fat - i's not fat - i's under tall. 

3.  the outside - there are lots of scairty things out there.  like grass.  and leafs.   and stuff like that.  ::shudder::

those are mine least favorite things. 

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...