Monday, August 29, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

GUESS WHAT??? Tomorrow is mine brofur Billy's purrfday!!! I's so 'acited.  The mom says that she has to wash mine party pants.  Does that mean I doesn't haf to wear the fuzzypants anymore? 

Oh, the party will be on his bloggie and there will be singing and dancing. 


Maybe I should wear shorts instead. 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  Eggs, bacon snd ham!!!

The What did Billy do report - he didn't run outside, but he did use the mom's face to launch himself at the wall 'ahind her head while she was sleeping.  He said he sawed a spider on the wall.  The mom didn't see it.  (MILES - ME DID SEE A SPIDER!!!)

The What did Nicky do report - Same old stuff -runrunrun spinspinspin knock stuff over.  spazzmo.

The psycho report by SykoSammy:  Well, the aliens was quiet all weekend - we had lots and lots of winds Sunday from some lady named Irene.  No rains, but it was COLD and WINDY.  We heard that that lady Irene was not nice to lots of places and we hopes that all of our furriends is ok.  Oh, and I think I haf translated a bunch of alien werds that are on mine bad werd list.  Does aliens ushually swear alot?   Back to you potato salad head. 

::SIGH:: - well i think that the aliens swear at him 'acause he's NUTS. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Sunday, August 28, 2011

5 years ago

MILES

5 years ago today mine wonderful Gramma Trixie went to the Rainbow Bridge to be wif Grampa Norton and The One Who Came Before - her little brofur Ralphie.

I loved mine Gramma Trixie very much.  She went blind 'afore she went to the Bridge and I would help her walk around the house and make sure she got to the litter box ok. 

She teached me alot about doing fun things and making the mom holler, but how to nefur get in trubble for it.  

We all miss you furry much Gramma Trixie.  You can read more about here HERE and at her offishul Rainbow Bridge page HERE

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Thinking Thursday

SAMMY

I think that the alien that was outside last night in the thunderstorm is gonna be one mad alien this morning when his person gets home.   The mom thinks that the person should have to be tied up out back the next time there is a thunder storm. 

I also think that Nicky has freaking lost his mind.  He thinks he's spider cat or something  - he was trying to climb up the wall last night.   

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Whisker Hump Wednesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mine whisker humps are not nearly as manly as Kismet's were.  Mommy says I haf "baby man whisker humps". 

 

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Oh Bast

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Know what's not a good thing do to? Go flying off the balcony from the upstairs to the downstairs. I thought it would be a quick way to get down there, but the landing was very hard! Plus it makes the mom holler and I hate it when the mom hollers.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  as you all know, I haf fallen in love with Kentucky Frickin Chick-hen and also the mashed potato gravy they haf, but I did also get some hamburger and FRENCH TOAST!!!!! But I wants more frickin chick-hen.

The What did Billy do report - he didn't do anything wrong this week!!! amazing

The What did Nicky do report - he's running around like his tail is on fire and he's hollering and tossing stuff off tables.  spazzmo

The psycho report wif SykoSammy - uh, thank you custard hips - well Sunday was really really rainy and the alien next door got stuck outside in it.  It thundered and the mom said that he is really afraid of the thunders, so she wented out to see if she could help him get inside. His back door was open and it didn't look like anyone was home, so i guess he finished eating his 3 persons.  I was afraid for a while that the mom was not going to come back.  But she did.  I hope that now that his persons haf been eated he will go on the mothership and leave. 
back to you pudding thighs.

::SIGH:: someone get him some meds. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, August 18, 2011

I have a new love

MILES

Well, not as good as mine love for mine Sanjee, but last night I finded a new love. 

Kentucky.    Fried.    Chick-h n. 

Oh.  My.  BAST.  elebenty herbs and goodness. 

MORE.  I NEED MORE. 

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Whisker Hump Wednesday

SAMMY

Today is the ferst Whisker Hump Wednesday.  Our bestest furriend Kismet, who ranned off to the Bridge last week, was the ORIGINAL mancat with the HYOOGE whisker humps.  we can't efen aspire to be as manly as he was - mine whisker humps are not nearly as manly as his were. We just want to take this time this week to say that we will miss you forefur Kismet - we love you dood and we will meet up with you one day.  And MsKismet'sPerson -we love you too!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report -ribs, eggs and ham.  ::SIGH:: no french toast

The What did Billy do report - so, one night the mom camed home, opened the door, stuck her foot in and looked down, Billy was already outside rolling on the sidewalk.  MOL.

The what did Nicky do report - SPAZZ-MO.  SHEESH. The boy has 2 speeds - FAST and SLEEP. 

The psycho report by limberger brain Sammy:  OK, so Maxx was here for a while on Sunday - one minute he's sleeping on the love seat and the next minute he's flying across the house to holler at an alien outside.   I asked him what he was hollering about and he said they were exchanging recipes for cooking their people.  Then after that he ranned up to the mom and licked her.  I think the mom is in trouble.  I must protekt her - she should come unner the bed wif me.  Back to you puddin hips. 

::SIGH::

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Thinking Thursday

SAMMY

I think.........................................   I think.....................................   I think....................................

I think that I should prolly NOT sneak into the forbidden room again and get locked in for a week.  (uh, Sammy pie, it was 2 hours). 

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

MILES

Ok, so, I have succeeded in finally making the mom snap.  When the mom eats dinner on the cowch, I usually sit by her right side and wait for her to put meats in mine mouth.  With her right hand.  That is MY FOODS hand.  If there is foods in that hand, that foods is MINE.  SOOOOO,  the other night she was eating something and using her right hand, so I reached out and SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP on her hand - really fast and hard.  I also hollered at her a little bit (she calls is whining, I call it hollering HEY! GIMME THE FOODS!! THAT'S IN MINE HAND).  I did it a few times and she finally snapped and started hollering at me to leave her alone.  Then she held up the foods for me to sniff - I haf no idea what it was but it was disgusting smelling, so I jumped down.  But I was happy that her mind snapped. 

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Tuesday at Casa de Meezer

MILES

So, the mom camed home last night and her feets was sore- and she readed the comments and thinks that she prolly does NOT haf that neuropathy thing - she thinks that maybe someone planted some fashion-itis in her feets again (um, Miles honey, Plantar Facsiitis). Um the mom FACSIITIS is not efen a werd! It has too many i's in it - sheesh does you fink I doesn't know ENGLISH??? Holy carp. So she gotted some orthodontics to put in her shoos. (um, honey orthotics).  oh whatever the mom.  anyway, we is tired of hearing her grunt and groan and moan about her feets.  Get ofur it already woman.  there's litter boxes to scoop and crunchy food bowls to fill.  You doesn't hear ME complaining about anyfing does you? Sheesh .

Monday, August 08, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Happy Monday efurryone! here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - ribs, cornbread and FRENCH TOAST!!!!! (oh and I eated the cornbread by mistake, but it wasn't awful)

The What did Billy do report - that boy didn't check the weather report and ranned outside in the rain.  MOL

The What Did Nicky Do report - what DIDN'T he do?? He's running around right now hollering and chasing the air.  

The psycho report by SykoSam:  thank you puddin thighs.  Well the aliens were out more this week - the one across the street is gone though.  I think he ate his person and got taken back by the mother ship, 'acause his person is gone too.  The were all out at 4am yesterday morning calling for the mothership though.  It was almost a riot.  Then the red and blue flasy lights came down and they got louder, and then they stopped.  It was weerd.  Back to you pumpkinhead. 

::SIGH::

The mom wants to know if anyone can 'esplain to her what somefing called "diabetic neuropathy" in the feets feels like.  She's hafing a bad prollem wif her feets and she thinks it might be that but she doesn't know. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Know what suks?

MILES

When the mom werks 13 hours a day and doesn't get in enough petting time, and then goes to bed cranky.  so, the mom suks.

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

It's Wednesday

SAMMY

It's hump day! you know what that means, right?

right.

we sleep!




Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS ICINGPANTS

I's sorry I sat in the cupcakes.  But they were in a BOX and I has to sit in BOXES (and bags).  If you don't want me to sit in the cupcakes don't put them in BOXES

Also, I did not 'presheate you LAFFING at me when I gotted frosting on mine fuzzy pants.  It did taste good thought.  But thank you for washing it off of me. 

Monday, August 01, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - chick-hen, cheese and bacon!!

The What did Billy do report - instead of running outside, he has decided to live on the mom's face at night.  it's really much more amusing

The What did Nicky do report-  oh he made the mom mad - he sat in a box of cupcakes that she was going to take somewhere.  I thought it was PAWSOME!!!

The Crazy butt report by psycho Sammy - well, it rained alot this weekend so the aliens were not out that much again - but the humans were not out that much either.  i did notice a lot of moving trucks around - so I wonder who is moving out - maybe some of the aliens are moving on to another nayborhood.  oh I hope so!! Or, the mothership could be sending in supplies for them becuase they've eaten their humans.  huh.  I need to try and pay more attenshun to that. 
back to you cream puff thighs

::SIGH::

Welll, that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today!

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