Friday, September 30, 2011

An exciting day

MILES

Our very bestest furriend Beau will be travelling to his new home with his NewMomBarbara today.  We are so excited and we are sending the very bestest wishes.  This is so hard for us to grasp that Beau has to have a new mom, but we knows that he will be so happy now.

Safe travels friend

Thursday, September 29, 2011

woeful whiney wednesday

MILES

Here is mine list of woes

1.  Grampie is still in the hospital

2.   The mom is too""tired" and "busy" to help us blog

3.  Nicky won't get in the box

Here is a list of good things that happened this week

1.  The mom was cutting hot peppers and then rubbed her eye.  That was hysterical

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

AHHHHHHHHHHH

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Is you shur that jumping off the balcony into a box is a good idea? I's not so shur about this.  Wait, why does the box haf a label on it "send to bora bora"?  what is a bora bora? I's NOT doing it.  Well, I might jump off the balcony 'acause that's always fun.........

Monday, September 26, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
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The Foods Report:  steak, eggs, and whipped cream!!!! The whipped cream had somefing called Rum Flavor in it - I think it was booze.  I think the mom wanted to get me drunk. 

The What did Billy do report:  he ranned outside twice to visit the neighbor woofie

The What did Nicky do report:  he trashed the living room - he emptied the table off. 

The psycho report with syko sammy:   So, after getting shoved around in a box last week and tossed down the stairs, I spent some quality time looking out the window and trying to communicate with the aliens.  I doesn't know if I was successful, but I think I made some progress  - the alien 'ahind us didn't stare back at me like it was going to eat me.  And the alien next door let one of it's prisioners, er, humans, out in the back yard, so i knows that at least there's one of them left. 
back to you puddin head. 

Sorry we didn't get to visit as much last week- our grampie was in the hospital all week after falling on his face, and he hadded to get a pacemaker for his heart, so the mom was there with him alot and not home with us, like a good the mom should be.  maybe she will make up for it this week, but prolly not, she's really lame. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, September 23, 2011

How in the heck did this happen?

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Well, ME is here in Colorado.  ME thinks that the following happened: 

Sammy went flying down the baggage rack (stairs) in his box, and the box opened and he xcaped.  He ranned around the house chasing ME and fat butt Miles, but somehow fat butt got away and Sammy grabbed ME and jammed ME into the box. then ME got jostled around alot and when it stopped ME was here in Colorado.  ME is furry 'afused.  

Sammy: Well, when i went down the luggage rack mine box opened and I was able to get out.  I was not happy at being tricked so I grabbed the first furry thing I could find.  But that was Nicky, and as far as I could tell, he was innocent 'acuase he cried and wet his pants.  So i grabbed the NEXT furry thing I could find, but, that was some slobbered on dog toy that Maxx left behind.  Then I had to take a bath because woofie drool is gross, and then a nap, well, because all that bathing is tiring.  You know how it is.  Finally, I got ahold of Billy and jammed him in the box. 

Miles:  Well, movies LIE.  That little kid went down the stairs and out the door on his sled.  syko sammy, however, bounced down 3 stairs and fell out of the box.  uh oh.  I high tailed it back upstairs and hid in the closet.  I heard him running around downstairs hollering and whapping stuff around, and then I heard Nicky crying and then it got all quiet.  So I took a nap.  When I woke up, the box was in the middle of the living room and Billy was inside hollering.  So Sammy and I started shoving it around the living room.  When we stopped and opened it, Billy was blabbering about being in Colorado and hosting Dancing With Billy SweetFeets there! So we shoved him back in and got the basement door open...........

::Deep voice:: are you ok in there Mr SweetFeets? We're sending you down the baggage ramp now

Billy:  MILES?? Is that you?? STOP IT!!! 

::Deep voice:: uh, NO, it's not me.  I mean NO, It's NOT Miles.  Now hang on, here you go......


Billy:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  ::THUD::

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Tricky Thursday

MILES

pssstttt Billy, come here

Billy: what does you want Miles?

See that box there? 


Billy: is Sammy still in it? 


um,...........uh.......... let's say "yes".  Can you help me get it to the top of the stairs? 


Billy: MILES!!!! that's not nice.  Maybe we should let him out.  



we will after this.  will you help me?'amember that movie we saw a little while ago where that kid rode a sled down the stairs? It will be just like that - Sammy will have a blast!!!!


Billy: oh............. ok


::shoveshoveshove::


Sammy:  HEY!! MR BLOO SHORTS MAN??? When will I be getting to Colorado? I'm HUNGRY.  and I has to use the litterbox!!! 


::Deep voice answers::  Mr Meezer, you should be there shortly.  We're going to send you down the baggage chute


Sammy:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that does NOT sound like a good idea


::shoveshoveshove:: 
::deep voice answers again:: - ready Mr Meezer - here you go


::shoveshoveshove:: 


Sammy: Wait a minute - you sound almost like mine brofur Miles.........


::Deep voice:: UH, NO, I'm not Miles.  I'm the Man in the Bloo Shorts


READY, SET............... GO


::bumpbumpbump:: AHHHHHHHHHHHH 
::THUD:: 


LET ME OUT OF HERE

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

um, how far is it to Colorado?

SAMMY

::knock knock:: - is there anybuddy out there? it's a little bumpy back here.  Are we there yet? Is there a litter box anywhere around here? Can I get some stinky goodness? 

are we there yet???

:::snickersnickersnicker::: - psssssssst Billy, don't shake the box so much, he might barf - Miles 

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Syko Sam Tuesday

SAMMY

HEY!!! I go to sleep and wake up only to find that SOMEONE (prolly that fat butt Miles) has 'acided that I need to go to Colorado for Alien Watch 2011Now, if you remember during MY blogging week, I kind of had him shipped to Colorado for the week so he would not bother me.  I think I remember hearing something about "payback is a naughty-werd-that-rhymes-wif-witch".   I could haf teleported myself, but noooooooooooo, I guess the mysterious and majikal man in the bloo shorts will be picking me up and delivering me to Colorado.  

This should be interesting

I think he could haf used a bigger box

Monday, September 19, 2011

Meezer Monday Talk Like a Pirate Day

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - short version

The Foods Report - chick-hen.  Eggs.  No french toast.  Someone was too lazy bizzy

The What will we do today report - well, we is gonna set sail and play pirate games like "throw the wench  mom overboard".  Sounds like a fun day to us!!!

Miles Meezer
My pirate name is:
James Flint
Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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Sammy Meezer
My pirate name is:
Mad Sam Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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Billy Sweetfeets
My pirate name is:
Captain William Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Nicholas Fuzzypants
My pirate name is:
Dirty William Bonney

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Whisker Wednesday

SAMMY


Hi there.  I'm wondering if you all think mine whiskers are really long?

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mommy, I's sorry you could not open the front door last night 'acause I was riding the rugs down the hall way and crashing them into the door.  At least you could get in the back door  Riding the rugs is FUN

Monday, September 12, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report: chick-hen, eggs and bacon! 

The What did Billy do report - oh he wented outside about a squillion times Saturday when the mom was werking hard in the garden.  He wanted to visit our nay-bor girl, who says Billy is her boyfriend.  That's kind of weerd

The what did Nicky do report - he has discovered that running and sliding down the hall on a rug is fun.  Over and over and over  MOL

The psycho report by syko sammy:  thank's puddin head.  So, Sunday morning there was a meeting of the aliens 'ahind our house.  it was interesting.  there were two hot dog aliens, 2 pit aliens and australian something aliens ( they came all the way from australia).  They all jumped up and down alot and hollered, one of the pit aliens kept saying "blahblahblah" (the mom says she's mimick-ing the baby human who lives in the house and hollers "blahblahblah" all the time)  and the other aliens kept jumping up and down and hollering.  Then they all stopped and ran in different direkshuns.  It was really weerd.    back to you custard thighs. 

::SIGH::

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, September 09, 2011

Purrs Needed

 SAMMY

Please purr for our the mom's family - they are in the area where the floods are in northeastern PA - Sayre and Athens.  Her cousin's house is under water and she has a lot of other family there that are in danger. 
This is the mom's cousin's street - by 4pm the water was almost up to the 2nd floor of her house. You can just see the back of her house - it's the brown one with the top of the white fence. There is a 3 tier deck and a inground pool completely under water, along with the garage.   The mom and Grammie were at her house on Saturday. 



Also, our dear friend Beau's MomCathy went to the people bridge last week.  Our hearts and purrss and prayers go out to sweet Beau and to MomCathy's family.  Our the mom is devastated.  She was planning on going down to have a big 5-0 birthday party with her next year.

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Thinking Thursday

SAMMY


I think that our the mom suks.  We does not care that she is "bizzy".  We's bizzy too - you know, alien hunting, sleeping ,eating, watching aliens, eating, sleeping, etc.  Sheesh.  We's bizzyer than her!

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I was looking through mine pikshurs and I found these - I think that Billy needs to learn some manners - and Maxx needs to stop encouraging him





Monday, September 05, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report-  the foods around here SUK'D.  I got NOTHIN

The reason why the foods suk'd:  The mom took the grammie away to the grammie's 60th high skool ree-you-nuyn.  And we had to haf our naybor feed us.  She did not gif us any thing but stinky goodness  - which is OK, but we didn't get snaks from a plate. 

The What did Billy do report - oh he huggled and slobbered all ofur our naybor when she came to feed us and play wif us.  He's a 'ho. 

The What did Nicky do report- well, let's just say that the house was TRASHED when the mom got home (ok, Sammy prolly helped too). 

The psycho report by syko sammy:  uh, I got nothin.  Why? well, 'acause there was a STRANGER in mine house all weekend and I had to live unner the bed while she was here, and then I FORGOTTED efurryfing that happened wif the aliens earlier in the week. I hadded to live unner the bed 'acuase the stranger could haf been a alien in disguise.  Back to you cool whip head. 

Well, let's hope that the mom doesn't suk the rest of the week.  if she does we may haf to trade her in.

Thursday, September 01, 2011

Thinking Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I's thinking that we need to rest after the big party yesterday.  There is extra foods still around so you're all welcome to party more and join the nap pile today!




What I did for mine boredom

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS This is what I did for mine boredom 1.  Pooed on the rug 2.  Excaped out the back door (I gotted catched 'af...