Monday, October 31, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Halloween Report by me, Sammy

The Foods Report - well I really don't care for people foods.  I like crunchies and that's about it.  But the whiney boy got French Toast.  So he's happy.

The what did Billy do report - eh, I really don't care.  Something about running outside and cavorting with aliens - he's really just a dog in a cat suit. 

The what did Nicky do report - He bit mine tail.  So I ate his head.

The alien Report - well, it's Halloween today and the aliens will be out in force calling to the mother ship.  Some of them will be dragging their people out for the last time - wearing cute little hot dog and pirate and other costumes, and then they will go home and eat their people.  the mom will be handing out "adult beverages" to these people, so hopefully they won't realize they are being eaten. 

Speaking of eating, I could really use some brains.............

Wednesday, October 26, 2011



Hi Mommy - i heard when you camed home that you hadded lots of qweschuns for me.  So here are mine answers.

1.  Miles
2.  They were there
3.  Because they stink
4.  Billy
5.  Some cat we don't know broked in and did that.
6.  I don't know, I was sleeping like a sweet little angel kitty. 
7.  Sammy
8. 42

oh, what was the queschuns? um, these may not be in order

1.  who barfed on the rug
2.  how did my socks get from the laundry basket into the kitchen?
3.  who tipped over all the food dishes
4.  how many times do I have to tell you to NOT knock my toothbrush into the sink?
5.  why are you torturing billy's ears?
6.  who pulled all the kleenex out of the box?
7.  why did you put your toys in my shoes?
8.  who pulled down the curtains in the bathroom?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Meezer Tuesday Nicky Report


I is filling in for Miles - he's not feeling well and may haf to go to the v-e-t.  He's sneezing boogers on efurryone (and mommy is not happy about hafing boogers sneezed on her face in the middle of the night). 

The Foods report - well I doesn't eat the same things Miles eats so here is mine foods report - Fancy Feets beef, fancy feets chick-hen and fancy feets salmon.  YUMMY

The What did Billy do report - Billy has stinky ears and I has to hold him down and clean them all the time.  It's gross.

The What did Nicky do report - I doesn't know why Miles calls me a Spazz-mo.  I likes to run and slide and sometimes things to flying. I's just trying to haf fun

The Alien Report - The aliens doesn't bother me, so I doesn't care, so there's no alien report today.  ::shut up Sammy, take a nap or somefing::. 

The Mommy report - Mommy is sad about Grampie going to heaven, and tired from hafing to help Grammie all the time and not getting much rest ('speshully when she gets boogers sneezed in her face). 

Hopefully Miles will be back next week.  This is tiring.  I's going to go take a nap.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Farewell Grampie


Our Grampie wandered off into the light and caught the express train to heaven at 10:20 am this morning.  Your purrrss and prayers are appreciated by us and our mom. 

We will miss you Grampie!

Friday, October 21, 2011

purrrs needed


Please send many purrrrss - our Grampie is getting ready to travel into the light.  Our the mom is very sad but knows that Grampie will no longer be in pain or in confusion and he will be happy forever.  

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Thinking Thursday


I's thinking that Sammy is mean to me.  Why can't I has mom cuddles in the middle of the night? I love mommy cuddles as much as he does and mommy loves to cuddle me as much as she loves to cuddle Sammy.  And Sammy's side of the bed is the bigger side - there's more room there, so there should be more room for me to cuddle mommy.  I hates being the baby - I nefur get anything my way. 

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The Rules - part elebenty twelve


Lissen Nicholas Crappypants, there are ROOLS about who sleeps where on the bed, and you are not following them.  It's simple:  I sleep unner the moms' right arm - so that the cold air blowy fan thing doesn't ruffle mine furs.  Billy sleeps on the mom's right foot.  Miles sleeps either unner the mom's left arm near the cold air blowy fan thing, OR on her left foot.  That leaves the following places for you to sleep:   the pillow, on top of the mom's head, on the mom's face or on the mom's bladder.   If you keep trying to wiggle your way between me and the mom unner her right arm, I will put the smack down on you again.  It's not MINE fault we gotted kicked out of the sleepy room, it's YOURS.  

Monday, October 17, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: um, turkey, and, um,...... hamburger and, oh, there was somefing else, what was it? oh I forget. 

The What did Billy do Report: - He ranned out in the rain again  MOL

The What did Nicky do report - disturbed the mom's sleep alot by walking on her face.  furry funny.

The syko report by psycho Sammy:   well, the aliens haf been quiet the last few days - i think some melted in the rain and others may haf  blowed away in the high winds. I can only hope.  But it's been quieter and I haf had more time to catch up on mine sleeps.  But, with halloween coming up I is  shur that they is just sitting in their houses, eating their people and plotting.  Evil evil plotting.  Back to you custard hips

Oh, I remember what that last food thing was:  FRENCH TOAST

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, October 13, 2011



hey the mom? why I can no has fun anymore? 

MeezerMom: Miles, you can has all the fun you want, as long as it does not involve selling any of your brothers or shipping them anywhere in a bloo-shorts-guy truck. (OR brown-shorts-guy).  

Miles:  But last night I was being playful wif you and you told me to stop it. i can no has fun. 

MM: Honey, you were being "playful" with me at 2:04am.  And really honey, I don't consider you punching me in the nose while I sleep "playful" 

Miles:  But the mom! there was something making a weird whistling noise in there and I wanted to play with it! You didn't need to slap mine paws.  ::pout::

MM: I thought you were trying to suffocate me. 

Miles: Why would I do that? who would feed me and make me french toast? and Ham? and bacon? for breakfast.  every day. 

MM: who does that for you now? 

Miles: oh yeah, NO ONE.  So it really would not matter if I DID suffokate you. 

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Wait, what?


wait, why does I haf to get in the box? I does not want to go anywhere!

Miles: well, I kind of promised that you can go and live with our friends Benny and Lily

Nicky:  Miles, why would you do that? I doesn't want to leave here.  I love you and Sammy and Billy and Mommy

Miles:  ::LICKLICK::

Nicky: What are you doing? STOP IT

Miles: Well, Lily wanted to know if you taste like chick-hen

Nicky: Wait, she wants to EAT me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Miles: nooooo silly, she just wants to lick you!!!

Nicky:: MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY please make Miles stop!!!!

MeezerMom:  Come here Miles

Miles:  what does you want the mom? I'm trying to get this address label on the box

MM: Miles honey, if you send your little brother away to live with ANYONE, you will never, ever, EVER have French Toast again.   Or Ham.  

Miles: awwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's not fair! ::tosses box away::  ::mumbles:: stoopid the mom. always ruining mine fun

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

What's going on in our nayborhood


Our nayborhood is WEERD.  The humans is all brainwashed by the aliens that live here.  And those who do not haf aliens are just plain weerd.  

Yesterday, our naybor akross the street (the mean one) was VACUUMING HIS DRIVEWAY and front lawn.  Wif a real vacuum.  

Monday, October 10, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report: ham, turkey and sausage . No french toast again this week.  Come on the mom, get with the program

The what did Billy do report: well, 'asides from loving his high skool girl more than the mom, he ranned out once. Look stoopid orinch meniss,  I will gladly eat your helpings of foods that the mom gives us, if you continue to not love the mom. 

The what did Nicky do report:  spazz-mo.  he's just out of control. 

Now, here wif some 'aciting noos is syko sammy with the psycho alien report:  Thank you butter butt.  WHOA! there is a new alien in the nayborhood.  His name is Ollie and he's about a year old and he's a shee-soo / jack russell mix.  Of course Billy loves him already - but Billy weights 3x what this little thing weights  And it's SCAIRT OF BILLY.  MOL  OH BAST!! That's funny! stoopid alien  Back to you creme brulee brain. 

It's troo, that little ollie thing is scairt of Billy  Billy is all upset about it too

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, October 06, 2011

We're Dancing Today


Today we are dancing!! This is our local hospital competing in the Pink Glove Dance competition for Breast Cancer Awareness (Save the Boobies!!!).  If they get a lot of "likes" then they will win a lot of green papers - for a CURE!!!

Dance with us - because "You Won't Dance Alone!"

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Billy is cheating on the mom


It's TROO!!! Billy is cheating on the mom!!! Billy is head ofur heels in purrrrr wif our naybor girl.  She's in High Skool (guess she grajamated from Low Skool) and she takes care of us sometimes when the mom is gone or if she's gonna be really late.  But whenefur Billy sees her out the window he tap tap taps on it until she comes ofur.  Then he stands on his back legs and hugs her.  He does NOT do this to the mom. EFUR.  The mom is jellus.

Billy:: ME LOVES MINE GIRL.  She smells YUMMY.  The mom lady person does not smell yummy like her. 

Monday, October 03, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report- eggs, pulled pork and HAM!! I really wanted french toast though

The What did Billy do report - he ranned out in the rain - it was raining HARD and he gotted all soaked in 3 seconds.  Then he had to put up wif being burritoed in a towel to dry off.

The what did Nicky do report - he pushed a lamp ofur on the mom while she was sleeping.  She was not happy!!!

The syko report by Psycho Sam - well, it's been rainy and cold here lately - so the aliens haf not been out.  It's been furry nice and quiet and I haf gotten in a lot of whapping time and a lot of plant chewing time too.  It's been a good week.  But I've been hearing the ghost voice in the dungeon again and the mom will not let me go down there.  It's the ghosty time of year again. 
Back to you thunder thighs

It may be ghosty time again, but for him it's batty time!!!!

It's been really cold here lately - like winter cold! So, we're having a nap pile today - come on and join us!

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