Monday, January 09, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  we hadded TURKEY for dinner.  The mom has started somefing called NOO-TRA-SYSTEM so I don't fink we're efur gonna get good foods again.

The What did Billy do report - he ranned out in the cold rain and gotted his feets wet and cold, and then when the mom caught up wif him, he putted his cold wet dirty feets on her face.  YEAH!

The what did Nicky do report - EVERYFING.  SHEESH. 

The whack-o report by whack-job coconut cream pie head Sammy:

Deer Aliens::
Back to you mashed potato brain

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

21 comments:

Raymond and Busby said...

Never a dull moment at your house!

Raymond and Busby said...

Never a dull moment at your house!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, we think dat noo-tra-sistem thing is, like, some kinda DIET! Nope, yoo won't gets good foods...at least while da mom lady person is onna *gulp* diet. 'Course, if Sammy's head is really made of coconut cream pie yoo could eat dat, but we don't think it really is.

Shane Kent Louis said...

Cream Pie sounds delicious :D I'm craving for that pie Woof!



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Mark's Mews said...

Never a dull moment at your house.

Hey, sorry, when something is said PURRFECTLY RIGHT, there is no better way ta say it!

An aside from that, we got a freezer full of GREAT stuff. There is ham, turkey, chick-hen, squished beef, shrimps, an sliced pork. Whenever TBT takes something out an thaws it, he messes his part up with awful smellin herbs an spices, but warms a little part up fer us as treats.

We would attack aliens to protect a food source like him...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I'd go for some pie. Did someone say pie?

Oui Oui said...

Aren't Nutras like big rats? Maybe the foods will be better than you think! And fun too!

Katnip Lounge said...

Uh oh...our peeps did a DIEt thingy too and the table fudz completely dried up! life sux.

FURKIDSMOM said...

You guys sure know how to make us smile!!

Our Daddy did Noo-tra-system once. We're glad he isn't doing it anymore!! No good fuds at all!!

The Florida Furkids

Max said...

Doods...hahahaha...what you're gonna get is the unhappy end of the NOOTRITOOTS! Both my people did that once, and OHMYCOD! They liked the food but DANG! I feel for you already...even though I think it's funny...

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo khan't hide from The Aliens -

Just sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Meowers from Missouri said...

excellent report, although we mourn the passing of your foods. that nootra stuff is made of cardboard. at least you'll be gettin' roughage.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

You can come to our howse to eet ham Miles. Or jus to play and bisit.
Purrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Eric and Flynn said...

That nootra stuff doesn't sound good. Do you want us to send mousies?

fivecats said...

Our condolences about the change in foods. What's wrong with french toast, bacon, ham, and steak?

ABBY said...

You guys always have such a fun time at your house!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Uh oh! We think your mom is on a d-i-e-t. We hope she doesn't try to put you guys on one too.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Good luck to your mom. Our mom has been doing WW and has lost 24 pounds so far!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Oooooooooooooooo!!! Moms on a diet is never fun for kitties :/
We love the kitty and the alien ship ;) heeheehee

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh sammy i love coconut cream pie!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxooxox

The Furry Bambinos said...

Oh dear, noo-tra-sisstum? We're sorry. Tell her to do Atkins instead (way more bacon from what we hear).

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, Sky, and Mama Rose

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