Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

To say I'm upset about this is a understatement.  It's TOOSDAY.  IT'S FRIGGIN TOOSDAY!!!! I just can't................

SAMMY

Ok, so here is the Meezer Tuesday Sammy Report

The Foods Report-  I really don't care but the loud mouthed brat was whining about diet food and only getting a little turkey.  He could stand to lose a ton or two himself.  Pig. 

The What did Billy do report: well he doesn't bother me nearly as much as he bothers Miles for some reason.  And I really don't care if he runs outside as long as he doesn't come back with an alien.  But he doesn't run out in the snow so all is good this week. 

The what did nicky do report - well HE bothers me. He's always running around screaming and tossing stuff all over the place.  He just doesn't get the fine art of whapping.  tossing stuff around is NOT whapping.  Whapping involves precision and timing.  he's just a hack.  

The alien report - by Me, chief alien hunter.  With the snow and freezing temperatures, the aliens have not been out as much.  which is good.   It's quieter in my head when they're not out. 

Hey Pudding Hips - you got anything to add? 

::POUT:: NO.  I'm STILL MAD.  

well ok, that's the Meezer Tuesday SAMMY report for today.   

14 comments:

FURKIDSMOM said...

Is it Tuesday already? Sounds like things are normal at your house!!

The Florida Furkids

chezcat1970 said...

Our secretary takes random days off, too. Something about life getting in the way--*we* are supposed to be her life!

Meowers from Missouri said...

that was a good repurrt, sam--let milesy pout as long as he wants. maybe YOU kin take ofur. billy won't go out? didja get lotsa snow? our mommer's still peeved that we haffn't got hardly more'n a dustin'. nicky may nefur haf an appreciation for the fine art of whappin', but he's doin' his bit as an agent of chaos. did your the mom get the craptop fixed or did she hafta go get anofur one? eifur way, we're glad youse guyse are back.

Katnip Lounge said...

Sammy, good job! Succinct.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Is it true you didn't get any foods this weekend or that you just didn't get to report on Monday. I'm a little concerned and wondering if I have to do an intervention...

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

We're new here (one Meezer) and understand when assistants go scarce.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

squeee! sammy pie got a whole day today! good job honey...

smiles, auntie bee
xooxxooxoxoxoxxo

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Miles-we completely understand your anger.

Sammy-we are glad things are quieter in your head.

Billy-we are glad you are staying inside, please do this all the time.

Nicky-please ask Sammy for proper whapping lessons. It is just as much fun as knocking things off of places.

Eric and Flynn said...

Aww Miles, we can understand you being mad. Don't worry, you will get your revenge sooner or later.

Oui Oui said...

Miles, you sure are a creature of habit! Its ok, yesterday was a holiday for some people. Just don't get out the boxes!

The Island Cats said...

Miles, you sure get cranky when you're hungry!!

Oui Oui said...

You won an award! Stop by and pick it up.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Nicky is bothering you? BOL
Benny & Lily

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Um, dare we ask what's wrong with Tuesday? Is it because the Meezer Monday Miles Report didn't get posted Monday?

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