Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well NO french toast.  But I did get HAM an chick-hen.  

The What did Billy do report - yep he ranned out in the snow  and then made the mom chase him around the bushes.  It was funny.  oh wait BAD BILLY.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - running, hollering, tossing stuff. same little brat. 

The whacko report by Sammy - well for Mine Auntie Bee (I loves her!) I am going to do a whapping report - 'acause I gotted a GOOD one in on the mom.  I whapped the floor lamp ofur in the bedroom AND it turned on when it hit the floor, waking the mom up out of a sound sleep, and she was SCAIRT.  It was sooooooooooooooo funny.  
Back to you ricotta hips.  


That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today.  

18 comments:

ABBY said...

wait wait isn't it moonday?
yoo is a'fusin me.
well we enjoyed da reeports Miles yoo do a great job.
and we is purrin for Miss Bee and for dear sweet Sgt.
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man that is so wrong. I didn't get any either if that makes any difference.

Eric and Flynn said...

Good whapping Sammy! We wish we could have seen it.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh sammy pie that was purrfect!!! i'm going to do the same thing, whap something clear across the room. then i'll feel better. i hope. maybe. i wish you were here...

smiles, auntie bee
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You know, Jan reads your reports and she's grateful to have us since we're normal.

What, Jan? Oh, we're not normal? We knocked over and broke your bedroom lamp? Cameron kicked the silverware and stainless steel bowls off the counter in the middle of the night? Buddy .... No, you can stop with the examples. sigh

Derby, Ducky said...

We got tiny bits of ham and turkey. Mum thought about french toast, then amembered she had not bread!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We din't get french toast either. We did each get a little bit of apple muffin...WIF BUTTER! No whapping here, daddy is already yelling a lot 'bout us being so 'noying alla da time. We hate when mom goes to werk, dad doesn't get us like mommy does.

The Island Cats said...

Haha! We woulda loved to see your mom running around in the snow chasing Billy. Oh, wait...that's right...Bad Billy!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Billy, BOL. Bet mom was saying ad words
Benny & Lily

Prancer Pie said...

Great report, Miles! No french toast, but ham and chick-hen will do in a pinch! xoxo

chezcat1970 said...

Ham and chicken is more than WE get! Love the whapping reports (because mama is grateful we don't whap anything).

Meowers from Missouri said...

good report, miles; sorry about the french toast. sam, we think you did auntie empress bee proud wif that whap--good mancat! billy--*sigh*(MOL). nicky--you rascal, you (MOL)!

peeyes: sammy, next time, see if you kin whap somethin' (not too heavy) down onto one of yer brofurs--we bets THAT generates a note-werthy repurrt!

jenianddean said...

Oh Billy -- don't go out in the snow! That's way too cold!
--Jasper

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

So, has she given you a firm date for French Toast yet, Miles?

FURKIDSMOM said...

Excellent report! We sometimes turn on the light on Mom's nightstand. That's always good for a laugh (on our part!)

We're purring for Miss Bee. We know she must be so sad.

The Florida Furkids

Tillie and Georgia said...

Well!!!! At least you got something Miles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Oui Oui said...

Poor Miles, WEEKS without french toast! Sammy, you got some great whapping in. We laughed when we imagined the mom running after Billy, round and round that bush. But, Billy, that was very bad! We hope you do it again soon!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Runnin' in the snow is cold but it turned into a show for you so that's ok!
Ricotta hips!!!! HAHAHA

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