Thursday, January 19, 2012

Thursday Thirteen Reasons I'm MAD (and mine life suks)

MILES

1.  I has to share this house with a crazy meezer, a spazzy meezer and a orinch meniss. 

2.  The mom kicks me in her sleep (so what that I lay next to her feets, she should know)

3.  The mom is slowly starving me to death 'acause she's on a diet.  

4.  The mom keeps picking mine eye boogers out.  I hates that.  I like mine eye boogers where they are.  That's why I put them there. 

5.  The mom will not let me stick my head in her mouth while she is sleeping 

6.  The Orinch Meniss bites mine ears

7.  The computer here suks

8.  The mom's feets are ICE-CIKLES and the only spot on the cowch that's left for me is on top of them.  

9.  The spazzmo is LOUD

10. I KNOW there's HAM in the cold box.  But someone is not allowed to haf it so apparently I cannot haf any.  

11.  The Orinch Meniss keeps coming back inside

12.  The crunchy bowl was empty yesterday. 

13.  I'M HUNGRY

23 comments:

William said...

Miles, you could come here. Only my mom's feet are ice cubes, too. And then there's Russell.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh man Miles, you do have a hard life. That just makes me tear up a little...

TK and Squashies said...

Oh Miles you has had such a terrible week! I mean- my Monday was hard wif out my Miles Meezer report, me bets yours was way worse.

I finks you deserves ham and chick-hen fur yours pain and suffering.

Prancer Pie said...

Dood, you're bringing tears to mine eyes. Things are ruff here too. There's Princeton n efurrything...

Derby, Ducky said...

Having a rough day Miles?

Two French Bulldogs said...

Those mommas are nutty
Benny & Lily

Oui Oui said...

Man, Miles. Life SUCKS! We can't even pick a worst one - the eye boogers? Not being allowed to put your head in the mom's mouth? Maybe you should mail yourself away!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Poor Miles! We hate it when Mom Paula keeps trying to remove our eye boogers, too!

Shane Kent Louis said...

Miles, dont' worry everything will be fine :D


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Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well crapity crap crap crap Miles. French toast, da woman OWES you. Like, a whole pile just fur yoo. Really, sometimes we wunner if moms is good fur anything...okay, dey is good can openers and ear skritches is nice but other den dat...worthless.

Ginger Jasper said...

Oh dear that is a lot of hates you have there my friend. I hope that at least some of them ease up for you .. Hugs GJ xx

FURKIDSMOM said...

You would think she would give YOU the ham since she can't have it anyway!!!

The Florida Furkids

Random Felines said...

Dude - you sounds like you need some ham and a nap.....no where near the orange mennice or the cold feet (we suggest the floor vents that spit out the warm airs)

Hannah and Lucy said...

We sympathise with the icy feets Miles = our mum has them even in the summer!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

fivecats said...

You may need a change in scenery, or a vacation.

Eric and Flynn said...

You have a hard life Miles! You can come and nap in front of our woodburner if you want to. There is plenty of room and it's nice and warm. Mum is cooking a ham tomorrow so you can have some of that too.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Our Meowm wears extra socks to help keep her feets warm......which we appreciate.

We don't have ham at all!!!

We hope that all your grivances get cleared up!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Miles, you need a SPA day at a place where they serve french toast and ham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

#2 - We sick TBT down all around the blankies at with our weight so he can't thrash around. Give it a try.

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Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Poor Miles. Our mom gets cranky when she's hungry too.
Is they are kitty psychologist you can talk to?

The Furry Bambinos said...

Reading your blog makes us realize how DEPRIVED of People Foods we are. We keep getting ideas from you what we SHOULD be offered as treats. We understand, Miles! The Humans just don't treat us right.

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, Sky, & Outdoor Feral Kitteh Mama Rose

ABBY said...

We is sorry we has not bisited.
I is been furr ry sick Sammy.

Vet says I half I.bee.dee
I am not a dead bee.
but my tummies hurt really bad.

I still feel sickies.
pleeze purr fur me Sammy
Abby

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