Monday, February 20, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen, ham(less)burger (it was cow, not pig.  so it can't be a HAMburger) and cheese.  GET THIS, the mom said that the grammie hadded FRENCH TOAST at a restaurant and DID NOT SAVE ME ANY.  She's on the crap list now too. 

The What did Billy do report - while the mom was packing to take grammie away this weekend the mom was putting crap in the car and turned around and Billy was standing next to her.  He's sneaky

The what did Nicky do report - not much - he was quiet this week.  

The Whacko report from mashed potato head Sammy - the mother ship must be near - at least the one for the alien on the other side of our house.  The mom says she's "in heat", I just say she's crazy.  She hollers and hollers all day.  I think the only ones left in that house are her and the one year old baby.  He must be too little to cook and eat.  Maybe the mother ship is bringing him a new mom...... hey, mother ships bringing mothers............. there's something to that I think.  I must go and ponder............. oh, back to you cannoli hips

The grammie report - well the grammie is going to move back to where she growded up.  It's only 100 miles from here so the mom will be able to see her all the time.  So they is both happy.  yay.  whatefur.  she didn't save me any french toast so I say good, i'm glad she's leaving. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

13 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

if i efer get any french toast i will totally save you some!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxooxoxoxoxox

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Da next time our mommy makes french toast we will mail it to yoo. Do yoo want us to include da syrup?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

The Male had French Toast this morning too but he didn't save me any either...

Prancer Pie said...

Poor Grammie, on the crap list. Mebbe she'll redeem herself soon. MOL! Great report, Miles.

Meowers from Missouri said...

we's sorry to say that french toasts is thin onna ground here, too. mommer bought some english muffins this weekend, an' we got a nibble of them. we likes 'em better when they's just got butters on 'em. that marmerlade is weird.

we don't advocate puttin' grammies onna crap list, though. you only gots just so many of them, an' ya can't afford to burn through 'em!

how's nicky dizzy-pants these days?

headbonks to y'all!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy shouldn't be so bold about the teleporting. We don't want the humans to catch on.

Katnip Lounge said...

You guys need to call the ASPCA. No HAM, no french toast. It's a barren wasteland there.

Max said...

Man, I feel your pain. THere was real live fresh dead chicken here last night and no one gave me any! It wasn't even coated in bad stuff...they just forgot! It was HORRIBLE!

Eric and Flynn said...

Maybe your grammie did save you some, but she lost it on the way home.

The Island Cats said...

That was kinda rude of your grammie not to save you any french toast, Miles.

Derby, Ducky said...

Sorry about the no french toast. We only got very small bits of ham.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

If we ever has french toasts I will bring you sum, Miles. I is glad your Grammie is gonna be not so far away. It makes yore Mommy happy and then maybe she gif you more french toasts. Yay! We hadded snow but it melted. You wanna come play in tha sunpuddles in the mornin?
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, it's your grammie who is moving. We saw it on FB and thought it was your mom. Well, hopefully you guys would have gone with her. But it isn't her. She's gonna keep living with you. Maybe your grammie will get a futon so you can have sleepovers?

Well,since she didn't share her french toast ...

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