Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Miles Update

MILES

Well, shortly after I writed mine Meezer Monday Miles report, I finded mineself shoved in a box.  BUT, there was a letter in it for me.  It seems that I gotted a part on the tv show Hawaii 5-0.  I was going to be a VILLAIN. I was going to be Wo Fat's sidekick.  Little fat.  Wait, was that a fat joke? 
I hadded to get to Hawaii right away.  Good thing I was in a box then!  So, the man in the bloo/brown shorts camed and gotted me and I was whisked off.  I thought maybe there was a meal on the plane, but no one camed and gived me anything.  When the plane landed there was a lot of commoshun and I was hollering that I was late for my debut.  But then I heard something about bananas not being allowed and that the box has to go back on the plane.  I am not bananas!! WAIT!! I WANTS TO GET OUT!! WHY AM I GOING BACK ON THE PLANE??  Crappity crap crap crap.  I's not going to get to be a tv star.

19 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Miles! Even I have not had such a thing happen to me. That's horrible!

Max said...

Dood...the Younger Human is an actor and chit like that happens all the time. You get this sweet part and them BAM it gets cut. But at least he never got shoved into a box. I don't think, anyway. If he did he mighta liked it...

fivecats said...

Definitely a big O-O-P-S! We're sure they'll keep you in mind for another gig.

Oui Oui said...

Sammy was bored, Miles is crammed in a box and shipped out...you meezers are dangerous around boxes! But, Miles, acting is WORK. You don't want to do that, do you?

(Hey Miles, pick me up a pineapple, ok? Thanks, The Mom)

The Island Cats said...

Well, we think they made a big mistake not letting you be in the show, Miles!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

is wo fat the iron chef guy?

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxoxoxoxxo

Prancer Pie said...

You're a star to us! xoxo

Pee Ess - STAY AWAY FROM BOXES!!!

Oui Oui said...

We meant to say Happy Gotcha Day, Billy! We love how you keep your mom on her toes, and we bet she loves it too. What a lucky day for her the day you hollered at her in the parking lot.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

You know, if we hadded kitties here like Sammy and Billy we'd avoid boxes no matter what dey said...just sayin'. Happy Gotcha Day Billy!

Elizabeth and Connor said...

Your mom needs to stop leaving boxes lying around! You guys think of too many things to do with them!

Eric and Flynn said...

Uh oh! We think somecat is playing tricks on you.

Meowers from Missouri said...

that's outrageous!!! we hope you pooped copiously on efurryone who din't let you in. an' we'll help you get even, too--just not TOO even, or yer the mom will get all hissy.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Ahhh, they tricked you with a bad box, Miles! We hope they dint send you off to a grocery store.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Honestly, service these days just does NOT measure up!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Any fruit except "banannas" ! Unless it was a crate of Nip Nanners!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We think you would be better suited to be McGarrett or Dano's sidekick. It is rotten that they didn't let you be a star though!

ABBY said...

Oh dear Miles yoo went all that way and hadda to come back without your TV appearance.
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tuxie princess
Abby

FURKIDSMOM said...

We think you're a star!!! Phooey on Wo Fat!!

The Florida Furkids

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We don't think you're bananas, Miles.

I's bored

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