Monday, March 12, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Here is the Meezer Monday NICKY report for today.  Miles is gorging himself on some ham unner the bed that he stealed from mommy's plate. 

The Foods Report - well Miles gotted HAM.  LOTS of ham.  He stealed it.  I gotted a bite of ham and it was good but i doesn't really like people foods except for gravy

The What Did Billy do report- Houdini!! He's HOUDINI - he gotted out elebenty twelve times this weekend! 

The what did Nicky do report - hey- what did I do? I doesn't do anything wrong! I's perfect.  I likes to run around like mine butt's on fire, and I like to bite Sammy in the butt too.  And then I crawl up on mommy's lap and look all innocent and she doesn't holler at me or nothin!!

The Alien report by Sammy - Thanks butt biter.  The aliens were out in force over the weekend.  I was expecting the mother ship, but it never showed up.  They were all very noisy too.  Maxx was here all weekend and HE was joining in on the noise, and he would not tell me what was being said, so I's very afraid that they think I know what's going on and are going to eat me or something.  I have no idea what's going on, but I's going to hide unner the bed so they won't eat me.  If I's close to the truth, I promise I won't tell anyone!!!  

That's the Meezer Monday Nicky Rep............... uh oh, gotta run - Miles is back

HEY!!! That's 2 weeks in a row that someone stealed mine report!!! At least this week I was not shoved in a box, I hate it when that happens.  

12 comments:

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Hey Miles, we would say that a large piece of ham for a report is a pretty fair trade!

Purrs,
The Chans

Elizabeth and Connor said...

Miles, at least you *get* ham--we don't even know what that tastes like!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We would hide ham, too! Sounds good ta US.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles, I think they are spiking the ham. You really out to talk to Sammy because like you know--he might be the one doing it for fun so that the aliens take you instead.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Miles, you're supposed to be on time to give the Miles Monday report, not under the bed stuffing your face.

Meowers from Missouri said...

MOL! we sees it's funny-business as usual at yer house!!

our mommer made cheesy macaroni wif hams innit this weekend, an' we all gotted some!

fivecats said...

Sounds like the hypnotism worked on Miles. He doesn't know he was in the shipping box.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Hooray for the ham thief!
Houdini-ing and butt biting are honorable activities too, but don't push either of them too far you guys!

ABBY said...

Miles we is glad yoo gotta sum hams.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Eric and Flynn said...

Eating the ham is probably a lot better than doing your report though Miles.

The Island Cats said...

Wow, Nicky, that's a pretty good report. Miles better watch out or he's gonna be out of a job.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo were bizzy eating ham, so, yoo gotta thing "ham is better den reporting"...at least we think so.

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...