Monday, March 26, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today ::looks around::

The Foods Report - ham, and meatballs. 

The What did Billy do report - the mom says she's just going to attach a bun-gee to his tail so that he will just bounce back inside.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - he tipped ofur a bunch of candlesticks on the buffet table.  The mom was NOT HAPPY.

The alien report by whacko Sam-o - the aliens were out alot in the warm weather last week, but now that it's cold again i hopes they stay inside - they give me a headache.  Plus I think that Miles told them to eat me.  I doesn't want to get eated by a alien.  Back to you jello hips.

::looks around again:: - ok so the mom burned ALL the empty boxes in the house.  I hopes that we doesn't get any more.  i's sick of getting shoved in them. 

The mom report: The mom has "shingles".  I looked at her and aside of a really ugly rash on her leg, she doesn't look like anything is wrong wif her- I doesn't see shingles stapled to her.  She says they're painful.  i say she's faking it.  I mean, what human would put shingles on themselfs?

Oh, and happy 'lated purrfday to our the dad (dad man lady person in Billy's case).  He was ::coughcougholdcoughcough:: yesterday.  MOL 

21 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I wonder if a bungee on the tail would be fun? And can I get Ichiro to have one?

Sweet Purrfections said...

Bungee on the tail!!! MOL

Mom Paula has had shingles and she said it isn't any fun to have those things stapled to your body.

Truffle and Brulee

Prancer Pie said...

Poor Mom! Mebbe you should cut her sum slack just this once. Then, she could make it up to you wif french toast when she gets unshingled!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, Miles, take it easy on da mom! Dem shingles dat peepul get, dey isn't like da ones on da roof and dey HURT! Maybe a bunjee cord on Billy isn't such a bad idea, den yoo guys could play wif him too. Yoo could bounce him atween yoo guys, bet it would be fun fur him too.

Chesney Cats said...

We feel sorry for you guys! When Mama had those shingles last year, she was a bitc...ahhh, a bear to live with. We hope your mom gets over them furry soon!!

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

Poor the Mom. Ack. Bugger to Shingles. We hope your the Dad had a wonderful ::coughcougholdcoughcough::'th birthday!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

psssst.... sammy pie, i sended you a big ole' empty BOX! mol!

(sorry the mom, i know that hurts!)

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Katnip Lounge said...

Use DUCK tape to attach the bungee. We think that's a fine idea...

Jacqueline said...

WE hope your Mommy feels better soon and Happy Belated Birthday to Dad as well...You handsome boys are so silly!!...Happy week ahead, sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mum says she knows how it feels to have shingles - it's very ouchie.
We hope she soon feels better and we expect you boys to be good.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Meatballs! Now that a food you can eat... or whap around and be amused!

Shingles can be a nasty owie thing for people to have! Dad's gramma had them once...ickky!

And best fishes to the Dad Man Lady Person!

Ginger Jasper said...

Oh mum says she so feels for your mum as she comes into contact with the awful shingles a lot in her job and it is painful and makes you feel yucky.. Get well soon to your mum... Hugs GJ xx

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Abungee sounds good! that way he will come back all the time!

We hope your Mom has some good drugs for those shingles.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You are giving mom bungee ideas
Benny & Lily

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Glad your mom burned all the boxes, but you still sound a bit paranoid, like you're expecting another one to appear.

We're sorry your mom has shingles. We've heard that's very painful!

ABBY said...

We think you guys always have fun!
Tell your Mom our Mom had dem shingles and she was in bad shape, but hers was on her face, near her eye. WE will keep your Mom in our purrs
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Derby, Ducky said...

Bungee tail!!! Glad the box stuffing is gone, at least for a while.

FURKIDSMOM said...

We hear those shingles are ouchie. Was your Mom up on the roof? We figure that's how the humans get them.

The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

Haha! We would like to see Billy with a bungee cord attached to his tail! Boing!!!

Sorry about the mom lady person's shingle-thingeys.

Oui Oui said...

Happy Birthday to the dad, we're glad he made it to coughcoughcough. Poor mom with the shingles! Some kitties needs to do their kitty duty and snuggle the mom some so she'll feel better soon.

Meowers from Missouri said...

belated hippo-birdie to yer dadladypersonfeller!! (mommer aksidentally typed "hippy-birdie" but we made her change it. although if he really IS *coughcoughcough*, maybe he WAS a hippy?)

if yer the mom implements the bungee strategy, please get mooveys!!

yer the mom din't get them shingleses frum box burnin', did she? i mean, it was werth it to miles, but if this incapacitates her to the extent that she can't wait on you guys properly, maybe you shouldn't let her burn enny more.

goin' to the dance party now!!

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