Deer The Mom
Please stop ordering stuff that the man in the bloo / brown shorts has to deliver. Once you get your stuff out of the boxes I has to hide so that I does not get thrown IN the boxes and then sent off to somewhere (like down the stairs or off the couch). It's furry tiring hiding all the time.
Oh, and please leave mine eye boogers alone. I cannot stress this enough. I likes them where they are.