Monday, April 02, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Ferst, we would like to send our condolences to Zippy, Speedy, Sadie.  We are so sad for the loss of your dad.  We are sending many purrrsssss to you. 

The Foods Report - i haf discovered somefing really really YUMMY.  SMASHED POTATOES.  They has BUTTER in them.  BUTTER is YUMMY.  I eated half of the moms smashed potatoes last night. 

The What did Billy do report - it's been cold here this week so he has been good.  His furriend Maxx was over too so he was happy.

The what did Nicky do report - he let Maxx lick him.  On ths butt.  EWWWWWWWWWWWW

The whack-o report by whack-o Sam:  Well Maxx was here and I asked him again for some help wif unnerstanding the aliens in the nayborhood.  He said that the big alien next door said he likes cat food.  Or cats as food.  And that the new little yippy alien is some sort of general in the alien army.  I am not shur if Maxx was pulling mine leg or what.  After all, efen though he's Billy's bestest furriend, he's a ALIEN.  He's not to be trusted.  that's all for now. Back to you butter butt. 

::SIGH::

that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

16 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are right--butter is most excellent. We are also sending out thoughts to Zippy, Speedy and Sadie and their family. That was sad news.

Prancer Pie said...

Excellent report, Miles. Dis is a sad weekend fur the CB. We hopes dis week is happier. xoxo

HubbleSpacePaws said...

MOL! Around here, if the green beans are cooked with bacon (or a ham hock, or any pork product whatsoever) our gang will eat them, too.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Thank yoo fur thinking of us. Oh, and yoo might wanna try some toast Miles, Sadie sez it haf butter on it too and it's furry yummy. And haffing a woofie wash yoor spot #13 isn't really so bad, it gets clean and yoo don't hafta do it yoorself. Sammy, we fink Maxx was pulling yoor tail, er, leg.

FURKIDSMOM said...

YUM to mashed potatoes with Butter. EWWW to Butt licks!!

The Florida Furkids

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khats as food!

They are SOOOOOOO my kind of aliens!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: My mom saw the sad news Saturday night just after The Nice Donna Lady shared it on FB - she was absolutely stunned...

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Well... we're not sure quite how to break this to you, Miles, but our Tommy considers it his mission to keep all our butts clean. Someone's got to do it...

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy pie don't trust those aliens!!! they are big butt lickers...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Cheri said...

Yay for butter!

Cats of wildcat woods

Katnip Lounge said...

Smashed purrtaters ARE good!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Glad to see you made it through the whole report, Miles, and didn't get stuffed into a box or anything.

ABBY said...

We is sad for da Kattontic crew...we is so sorry dat dey lost der Daddy.
Dat wuz a grate reeeports Miles.
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Eric and Flynn said...

Nicky needs to be careful. Maxx might have been tasting him to see if he was good enough to eat.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my do we love smashed potatoes!
Benny & Lily

Derby, Ducky said...

Monday, Monday. we don't do smashed potato even with butter.

The Island Cats said...

Oh man, Miles...another thing we gotta try...smashed potatoes!!

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