Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
Ferst, we would like to send our condolences to Zippy, Speedy, Sadie. We are so sad for the loss of your dad. We are sending many purrrsssss to you.
The Foods Report - i haf discovered somefing really really YUMMY. SMASHED POTATOES. They has BUTTER in them. BUTTER is YUMMY. I eated half of the moms smashed potatoes last night.
The What did Billy do report - it's been cold here this week so he has been good. His furriend Maxx was over too so he was happy.
The what did Nicky do report - he let Maxx lick him. On ths butt. EWWWWWWWWWWWW
The whack-o report by whack-o Sam: Well Maxx was here and I asked him again for some help wif unnerstanding the aliens in the nayborhood. He said that the big alien next door said he likes cat food. Or cats as food. And that the new little yippy alien is some sort of general in the alien army. I am not shur if Maxx was pulling mine leg or what. After all, efen though he's Billy's bestest furriend, he's a ALIEN. He's not to be trusted. that's all for now. Back to you butter butt.
that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...