Thursday, April 05, 2012

An Open Letter to That Lady who lives in our house

SAMMY

Deer That Lady who Lives in Our House

You haf been demoted from "the mom".  Next step is just "woman".  What gives with the no stinky goodness for brekkies the last 2 mornings? Are you trying to starve us? Are you trying to kill us? It's called NA-GLEKT and I will call the........ er.......... someone in authority and report you.  Just as soon as I learn how to turn on and then use the phone.  And maybe speak.  English.  Or maybe Spanish.  I don't care just as long as someone comes and arrests you.

Yours Trooly
Samuel Alfonse Meezer (who is friends with one Tony Soprano, who may or may not still be alive. I will never tell).

NICHOLAS FUZZYMASHEDPOTATOPANTS

Deer Mommy

Can I pwease haf some stinky goodness?? PWEASE?? THANK YOU!!!! I LOVES YOU!!!!!

LOVE
Nicky (who does NOT haf fuzzy mashed potato pants - that would be like EWWWWW)

17 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

And now you know how our person got her name...

Pierro said...

I think this will get her attention, and she might actually DO SOMETHING. Nothing works better than a good olde fashioned threat!

bonks

Elizabeth and Connor said...

Mamas can be demoted? Where do we get the form to fill out? Ours bought catnip Temptations three weeks ago and still hasn't given them to us!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wow, and furries thought we were being hard on Jan yesterday. But you poor kitties being starved? No, can't have that!

Prancer Pie said...

NO STINKY GOODNESS? It was bad enuff that french toast is not served efurryday! What gives?

Eric and Flynn said...

No stinky goodness??? That is terrible!Sounds like you will have to start gnawing on an arm or leg while she is sleeping.

The Island Cats said...

You guys are being so deprived!! Call the ASPCA!!

Tillie and Georgia said...

You need to get to the bottom of this!
Why is she not giving you stinky goodness???? You need answers!
You also need stinky goodness ;)

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

huuuuuhhhhhh? oh no! this cannot be happening to sammy pie!!! i am sending troops, sit tight!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sweet Purrfections said...

There is no excuse for not having stinky goodness!

Truffle and Brulee

Oui Oui said...

PROTECTIVE SERVICES! That's who we threaten the mom with when she started talking flea baffs!

Two French Bulldogs said...

we will notify the authorities
Benny & Lily

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Oh. My. Cat. You too??? Mommy-- err, the WOMAN (yeah, we thinking we demote her too!) decided Allie and Maxwell needed to *gasp!* go on a D-I-E-T. Does she NOT know that's "DIE" with a "T"???

Jade and Myst said...

Nicky.... I'll share my stinky goodness with you. Mom buys it in 24 packs.

~ Myst

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Mom Lady Person:
Feed them!
Now!

Max said...

...and people why I refer to my person as "The Woman." The answer lies here...

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Wow, the second firing/demotion of a Bein we seen this week. Must be Spring... MOL!

OMG

SAMMY THE MOM RUINED OUR BLOG!!! WHO IS THAT CAT? WHY CAN'T SHE PUT OUR PIKSHURS UP?   All of our tabs with Angel Norton, Angel Tr...