Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  hot dogs (they don't taste like dog) hamburgers (there's no ham in them) and FRENCH TOAST.  
*update; to answer a few questions about how I know what dog tastes like.  I is ashamed to admit that when i was a baby cat living with mine other daddy, Maxx was there (maxx's daddy was mine ferst daddy) and I bited Maxx. So I know what dog tastes like.

The what did Billy do report:   DANCE

The what did Nicky do report:  even he was a little hot.  he keeped hitting the mom to tell her he was hot.

The whacko report by syko Sammy - So, the mom says that traktor pulling season starts maybe next weekend.  I think that I want a trakter like this (the mom says it has 2 allison aircraft engines on it).  I think that i would look good driving this.  don't you?

Back to you ham-hips. 

Why yes Sammy, I think you would look great crashing, er, drving that.  You should go for it.

That is the meezer tuesday miles report for today

19 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hot dogs are nummy. Even better than cold dogs!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

See, we told ya dat hoomans is all weerd. Hot dogs haf no dog in dem and hamburgers don't haf any ham! Sammy, we is not sure yoor mom haf enuff green papers to buy yoo a trakter like dat. Maybe yoo should go to a trakter pull and start hanging out wif da owners and drivers and den dey mite let yoo drive one.

Max said...

Dood...how do you know what dog tastes like...?

Prancer Pie said...

What was it you said after "french toast"? We weren't really listening....

Tillie and Georgia said...

YAY for french toast!!!!!!!!!!
Gee, Sammy has some different interests :o
That is quite the tractor he wants ;) heehee

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy pie you would look fabulous driving that! and miles, honey how do you know what dog tastes like? just wondering! ha!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxox

The Creek Cats said...

Wow, what a pawsome driving machine!

Hope you had a great Memorial weekend!
Thanks so much for the birthday wishes for Saylor!
XOXO
The Creek Cats

HotMBC Cats-n-Mom said...

I has never tasted dog even if it hot. Hamburger does NOT taste anyfing like ham.
Wanna get together n plan for traktor pull? We can eat real ham and play and snuggle too.
Purrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

William said...

Sounds like you had some fun food at least!

Jacqueline said...

Max's comment made us MOL!!...Silly boys, we just want to dance with Billy!!...Hope you all have a happy week ahead, sweet friends!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Things sound pretty good over your way, and you did get some French Toast, Miles!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Eric and Flynn said...

Did Maxx mind you chomping on him?

ABBY said...

Sammie sweetie I'll ride on your tractor wif yoo.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Shaggy and Scout said...

Tractor pulling season? Does she wear her Flyers jersey when she goes?
Cup finals start tomorrow! Go Flyers West....errr....Kings!

The Island Cats said...

Max, so what does dog taste like, anyways??

Two French Bulldogs said...

Is mom participating in pulling the tractor?
Benny & Lily

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

So, does "dog" taste like chicken, pork, or cow? Never havin a dog ta bite, we are curious.

Oui Oui said...

We bet you could cook French Toast on the engine!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Ham Hips!!!
HAHAHAHA!
Gotta remember this one.
: ) Katie & Glogirly

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