Thursday, May 17, 2012

Terbul Thursday

SAMMY

Know what's terbul? the mom not brushing me!! I mean, she's just sitting there on the human litterbox, not doing anyfing, and I'm laying there on the big windowsill next to her, being gosh darn CUTE and purry and wiggling mine cute little butt at her, and the brush is just SITTING there next to me on the big windowsill.  Why does she hate me? why doesn't she brush me? Can't she see she's breaking mine heart? 

The Mom

Sammy honey, I DO brush you - every time I'm sitting there "doing nothing".  I cannot help it if you want to be brushed for HOURS and I only have a couple of minutes.  You're adorable and cute and purry and I love you to pieces, but I don't have the time to brush you as long as you want. 

SAMMY

You suk. 

14 comments:

Katie Isabella said...

I knows how you feels! MY mommy though..it's not brushing so much (although I love it) it's playing. I want to play hours at a time. Mom claims other things need doing. Hey..who's the important one here? Me.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

You could try whining until she hires a professional full-time brusher for you, Sammy!

Purrs,
The Chans

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You tell her Sammy.

William said...

At least you get brushed, Sammy! We have to remind our mom with strategically placed hairballs. *Then* the light bulb goes off!

My mom has sent two e-mails about the quilt. Can you have your mom check? We want to send your stuff right away!

William said...

Never mind! We found the details. Sorry--you'd think as cats we'd be smarter about this!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Scooby would try to lead me to the bathroom all day long for brushies. That's where he like to get them the most because it was just me & him. I wish I could have him back, I'd brush him as much as he wanted, if I could just have him back.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

ohhhh nooooo. not that! poor little sammy pie!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxoxoxoxxo

ABBY said...

Oh my sweet wittle Sammie pie
just wear is dat brush? I'll brush yoo.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Two French Bulldogs said...

come on! tell her to get up and start brushing, BOL
Snorts
Benny & Lily

Oui Oui said...

Watch out or she'll get those furminators out after you! If you really need brushing you will hate it.

meowmeowmans said...

Sammy, you and our Sammy could be bestest friends. He feels the same exact way about brushies. He even tries to take the brush and brush himself!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo is lucky, our mom does 20 minits fur each of us..and I, Sadie, don't think dat is right! I would like da whole hour just fur me, or two hours. Yeah, two hours or maybe four. Any way, we don't get enuff.

The Devil Dog said...

Sam, you really need to be more respectful to your mom. She does a lot for you and you would probably be lost without her.

Roxy

meowmeowmans said...

Hey pals! We mentioned you in our post today. :) Thank you again for your thoughtfulness and generosity! Hugs!

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