Attenshuin The Mom
1. for the elebenty twenty-ith time - leave mine eye boogers alone
2. please don't kick me in the face again when you are sleeping. I know that you 'pologized, but I had to spend a hour washing mine face to get rid of your feets smell
3. I holler at you when I leave a room to tell you where I'm going - NOT 'acuase I forgot where I left you.
4. I does NOT scream like a little girl when I rassle.
5. I'M STARVING - where's the HAM?
6. I was NOT laying in your dirty gym clothes - I was passed out from the smell.
Does that clear up some things for you?