Monday, June 04, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Miles is protesting this week.  Mommy hollered at him 'acause he wanted to kiss her lip and he bited it and made it bleed. So he's upset that she hollered at him.

The Foods report - I hadded a bite of chick-hen wing.  and a bite of corn on the cob.  Billy eated LOTS of corn on the cob. 

The Billy Report - I loves mine big brofur and he could nefur do anyfing wrong. 

The Sammy Report - I love Sammy to, efen though he is a little strange, er, what does mommy say, er,,,, YOU-NEE-K.  He is a nice big brofur and sometimes he will efen snuggle me at night.  I unnerstands his fear of the aliens - he is afraid of efurryfing that is outside.  Efen when mommy goes out, Sammy cries by the door until she comes in.  Oh wait, I wasn't 'posed to say that.  He thinks he has to be a tough guy, but he's really a marshmallow. 

The Mommy report - Mommy has been really stressed lately - she has werked the last 2 weeks straight through and has to werk the next 2 week straight through so she is CRANKY.  I will just has to be extra cute and make her happy. 

That is the Meezer Monday Nicky report for today

20 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am sorry that your Mum's lip got in the way of Miles' teeth. I hope it heals quickly and she is less stressed so she can watch stuff like that so Miles doesn't have to protest.

Prancer Pie said...

Poor Mum! We hopes she gets sum time off soon, she could prolly use sum biskit-makin and more lip-biteys.

Max said...

Aw c'mon, doesn't your mom know that was just a luuuvvvv bite? A bloody, ouchy luuuuvvvv bite... Maybe it'll scar, and then she can tell everyone she got it in the Great Tiger Battle of '12! I'd believe her...

Elizabeth and Connor said...

Your poor mama! Pur mama works long hours, too, so she can commiserate!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

that was pretty good reporting honey!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox

FURKIDSMOM said...

Sniffie used to kiss/bite Mom's lip too. We hope your Mom's work schedule gets better so she can spend more time paying attention to YOU!

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

Jade and Myst said...

Hi Nicky!!! Work for your Mom kind of sounds like same as ours but she tells us that she has to go so she can afford temptations & toys for us.

~ Myst

savannahspawtracks.com said...

Hiya guys. thanks for dropping by. Hope to see you more in my comment queue..and I hope Mums lips feels better...ice, ic e is her furriend

Katnip Lounge said...

Nicky, you sweet boy. Your report is SUPERB! Our Mommy wants to marry you.

William said...

Tell Miles, "Use your little teeth." That's what my mom tells me when I give her love nips.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Hmmmmm... corn on the cob.. we've never tried that!

Don't stay sad too long, Miles!

Purrs,
The Chans

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sorry yoor mom is werking alla time, dat sucks. Sometimes we wish our mom would go do something besides watch us alla time, if yoo know what we mean. Yoor a good reporterater Nicky, but, we haf a kwestshun...was der BUTTER on da corn? Acuz effurythings tastes better wif butter!

ABBY said...

*OH dear*
Your poor Momma.
WE will purr for her...soothing thoughts.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Oui Oui said...

You know what they say - love hurts. We guess love bites can hurt too.

We are thinking about your avatar problems. Billy's is easier. You can do 2 avatars the same except the size of the eyes. The button where you pick the type of eye has a "plus" that makes the eyes bigger & a "minus" that makes them smaller. You can silhouette an eye and layer into the other avatar using Photoshop, or one of the free Photoshop type programs available online.

We are thinking about your tilty head, sweet one... That can probably be done in Photoshop, but we have never used it, so we are checking into it.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Oh dear!! Poor Miles,getting yelled at!! He needs to learn to kiss without teeth ;)Nicky, we think you are a cute kitty and we are sure your Mom will feel good seeing you when she gets home!! Kitties are great stress busters!!!!!!!!! Especially cute ones :)
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Two French Bulldogs said...

you are like a little vampire
Benny & Lily

The Island Cats said...

Hey, Nicky, we wanna know what Billy's poop looks like when he eats lots of corn on the cob. Teehee!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Island Cats.....Eeeeewwwwwww!

Miles you didn't mean to bite Mommys lip! It's ok!
You & Billy are a good team, Nicky!
Poor Sammy. We will teleport over to sit with you by the door if you need us to!
Poor Mommy! She's so tired!
You all need a whole lotta love!
Here is some: xxxooo

meowmeowmans said...

Great report, Nicky.

Oh no! We sure hope Mom's lip feels better soon. And we hope she gets some time off after working for two weeks straight.

That chick-hen and corn on the cob sounds nommy! :)

Eric and Flynn said...

It's okay Miles, your mum knows you didn't mean to bite so hard. It's the fault of Mr Bizzy where she works. He makes mums get cranky and then they holler at you when they don't mean to.

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