Monday, June 18, 2012

The Monday Meniss Report


Here is the Monday Orinch Menniss report for today - by ME

The Foods Report - steak!!!!!! and ICE CREAM!!!! ME LOVES ICE CREAM!!

The What did ME do report - The Mom Lady Person taked me OWTSIDE wif her and ME sitted in a chair wif her and ME LOVED IT!!!! ME did not want to go back in but ME was good and ME did NOT run owtside anymore that day after that!!! Oh, and ME has been bomiting ALOTS.   The mom lady person say that if ME bomits one more time ME has to go to the v-e-t.  GOODIE! ME LOVES THE V-E-T.  They carry me around efurrywhere.

The MAXX report - Mine furriend MAXX camed ofur for a little bisit and ME hadded FUN FUN FUN.  We played "who's mouf is bigger" and "slap paw".  It was lots and lots of fun!!!!

The Miles report - ME is doing the report 'acause Miles has 'acided that he wants to make the mom lady person crazy by hollering at the front door.  All day.  and All night.  He's out of his mind. 

The Sammy report - he is still looking at traktors and stuffs - ME thinks he likes the noise.  They is loud and fun though. 

The zombie mom lady person report - she is not as much of a zombie right now.  she says she gotted 5 hours of sleeps.  to ME that doesn't seem like much, but she says beans doesn't need 23 hours of sleeps a day.  i don't unnerstand that. 

That is the Orinch Menniss report for today


Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad that your Mom is getting a little sleep. Gemini meows at the front door like that too. I think that perhaps the ghosts or vampires are trying to get in.

Prancer Pie said...

Hmmm, steak and ice cream is an excellent start to the report! We thinks the Mom Lady needs more sleep though. You kittehz should probably pile on top of her and make more biskits. That will do it. Happy Monday. xoxo

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

that's pretty good reporting there!

smiles, auntie bee

pee ess: sammy pie, it's your turn!

Random Felines said...

wait - you LIKE the v-e-t????

Meowers from Missouri said...

billy-dude! great job on the report!! we like steaks an' ice cream, too. our dad was mean last night an' tol' us we couldn't haff any acause nitro broke his promise to sleep late on saturday an' sunday. we're gonna giff him a nukkle sammich as soon's we can catch him! (nitro, not daddy.)

if you hafta see the v-e-t, ask him to look inside yer head, too, an' find out why you like goin' there!!

we hopes yer the mom can snag some more sleep time; wish we could transfer somma our "banked" nap time to her!


That was an excellent report. We're a little concerned that you actually LIKE the V-E-T!!!

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

Katnip Lounge said...


Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your bomiting stops Billy, but you're not supposed to like the vet!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Good report Billy :)
We hope you do not have to go to the Vet,even if you like it there :/
Tiger likes to scream,just for no apparent reason, heehee
Oh yeah, we like ice cream too :) yum
It's hard to get it away from Mom though!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Daisy said...

Billy, I think you should stop with the bomiting. Okay?

ABBY said...

We hopes yoo stopped da bomits.
But yoo sure is fun.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess

Derby, Ducky said...

Mum's needs sleeps. Our mum took a long nap yesterday to catch up on sleeps.

Oui Oui said...

Hey Billy, maybe you should do the reporting more often! You did a great job. We were wondering what site you kitties used to do the zombie mom? Our mom is going to do a post on bean avatars and thought she'd check that site out first, if that's ok.

The Island Cats said...

That was a good report, Billy...'cept for that bomiting part. We hope you stop doing that.

Two French Bulldogs said...

oh do we love I scream
Benny & Lily

Sweet Purrfections said...

You did a good job with your Monday report.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Billy that was a very good report.
We are glad yo satted out with the mom lady person and behaved yourself.
The bomiting isn't good. Whats up with that? Did you eat some nasty bug or somefing?
We are glad mom is not a zombie anymore, but the potential is always there so beware!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yay, Billy! Yoor report was furry good, but, yoor bomiting is not! Mom hasta make Speedy sit down after he eats or else he bomits too. Oh, and we tried something called was pork, it was deelishus and we want more.

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