Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Wednesday Rant

MILES

MOM!!! MOM!!!! HEY THE MOM!!!!!!!!!! I HAS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!

(the mom) - why are you hollering now! 

WHY?? WHY WHY WHY???

(the mom) - Calm down!! Why what??

I SMELLED KENTUCKY CHICK-HEN!! YOU BUYED KENTUCKY CHICK-HEN! AND I DID NOT GET ANY!!!!!!!!!! WHY???????

(the mom) - I bought kentucky chicken and CALLED for you, but you just popped your head up out of your ham-mick upstairs and looked at me! I said I had kentucky chicken! Billy came running downstairs for a bite, but you just went back to sleep! So it's not my fault! What did you want me to do, come upstairs with your share and shove it in your mouth while you slept? 

YES!!!!!!!!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD HAF DONE!!!!!!!!!! 

 

19 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

Miles that was not fair at all! Of course she should have taken it to you. Did she forget she is your servant?

William said...

OMC, KFC?!?!? Miles, how could you POSSIBLY sleep through that? If our mom brought that home, we'd all be right up her nose trying to get some!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I can't believe she didn't do that. I mean it was so obvious!

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Sounds like a plan to us! Just because we are napping doesn't mean we should miss out on foods!

ABBY said...

Well Miles you were right on.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floffy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

FURKIDSMOM said...

Sheeshhhh....humans.....what are they thinking?

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, she's not doin' a furry good job. Yoo should not miss out just 'cuz yoo was sleeping.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

TOTALLY what she should have done!

Two French Bulldogs said...

drama queens
Benny & Lily

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy did you get any kfc?

smiles, auntie bee
xoxxooxoxoxoxox

Shaggy and Scout said...

At the very least she should have set aside your portion.

The Island Cats said...

Miles! Come to our house...we got KFC and our dad-guy will give you some!!

Oh crap...never mind...he just ate the last piece. What a pig. (But we did get some!!)

Derby, Ducky said...

Sheesh, of course she should bring your KFC to you.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Ya snooze, ya lose...

Oui Oui said...

Good moms are so hard to come by! She should have known you would want some when you wanted it and saved it for you! Where has she been all your life anyway? Are you going to bat something at her tonight while she's sleeping?

Prancer Pie said...

OMC, we lufs that stuff. Was you sick or sumpins? That bring us from the far corners of our house! MOL!

Max said...

SHE DIDN'T DELIVER??? That's just rude. RUDE.

olrebbie said...

is you blind in yer nose, dude? if mommer comes home wif kernel chick-hen, she hasta go lock herself inna laundry room to keep us frum helpin' her. if we was dead, our cold, dry bones would reassemble an' crawl towards the smell!

olrebbie said...

is you blind in yer nose, dude? if mommer comes home wif kernel chick-hen, she hasta go lock herself inna laundry room to keep us frum helpin' her. if we was dead, our cold, dry bones would reassemble an' crawl towards the smell!

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