Monday, August 27, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods report - chick-hen and bacon and eggs  I was kind of in the mood or French toast though. 

The What did Billy do report - OH BAST.  BILLY GOT SKUNKED!!! Well, he got into somefing that a skunk sprayed and OH MY BAST DID HE STINK.  He needed eleventy five (the mom says seven) bafs.  And he STILL STINKS.  But not nearly as much.  He was NOT HAPPY.  And we are NOT HAPPY wif his stinkiness. 

The what did Nicky do report - whatefur it was it was not as bad as being skunked!!!!

The Alien Report - so now we haf NEW STINKY aliens!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH.  this is just bad bad bad.  I think I will go make shur Auntie Bee is ok from the storm and get away from loud aliens and stinky aliens. 

Well that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - time to gif Billy anofur baf. 

19 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh my goodness! Poor Billy!

Prancer Pie said...

Oh Bast is right! P-U! Sounds like lots of excitement at your house. But the foods report was pretty good. Happy Monday!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Billy was just trying to have a little fun. But pew!!!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Poor Billy! His feet wouldn't smell too sweet from the sounds of it!

Frostin said...

Wash him in tomato juice and then wash him regular again when you are done. That should get rid of all the yucky smell.

The Furry Kids said...

Billy! Dood! Ick!

Your pal,
Titus

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Maybe you should just check Billy into a spa somewhere?

#1 got to eat French toast last week and she says it realy was very yummy!

Purrs,
The Chans

Two French Bulldogs said...

Wow, that's a lot of baths that elevny- five. Bet he still stinks
Benny & Lily

TK and Squashies said...

Oh Billy...
Poor The mom!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

i am fine here guys. i found a shelter that took flat cats so they were fine too. now they say they want to stay there longer because they got so much attention. okay.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Katnip Lounge said...

Mommy wants to huff on Billy! She LIKES skunk smell.

We know! *sigh*

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, good grease! whatta predickamint!! mommer sez our vettie swears by (an' uses) a recipe wif peroxide, bakin' soda an' pet shampoo that de-stinks skunk smell. there are lotsa recipes onna innertubes fur it. we hopes poor biliy dries out soon--an' yer the mom can quit gaggin'!

meowmeowmans said...

Poor Billy! That is not a nice smell.

FURKIDSMOM said...

No french toast and a stinky Billy? Probably not the best weekend for you guys!
The Florida Furkids

Eric and Flynn said...

We've never smelled skunk. Can you send Billy over so we can sniff him?

pumpkinpuddy said...

We saw this stuff at Blogpaws and it made onions not stink. http://www.zeroodor.com/

Maybe it will work on skunk. I think you can get it at Petsmart and other places.

ABBY said...

oh dear poor Billy!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring wet (from Isaac) teeny tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Oh no, Billy! You can't play with those stinky guys!!

Oui Oui said...

Maybe Billy thought that skunk was a woofie? He is supposed to be punked, not skunked! Here is something that is supposed to work:
http://healthypets.mercola.com/sites/healthypets/archive/2011/07/12/far-better-than-tomato-juice-as-a-skunk-rinse.aspx

Good luck!

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