Sunday, August 05, 2012

Siamese Sammy Sunday

SAMMY

So, thanks to mine wonderful AUNTIE BEE I now has MINE OWN DAY to report things that I wants to report. 

So here we go:

Ferst, I am banished from the dungeon.  I does not like this.  There are THINGS in the dungeon that I HAS TO SEE.  Like the chrissymouse wreath with the fake snow that I like to chew on.  I find it no matter where the mom puts it. And then there's the cowch that Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie and The One Who Came Before all sleeped on.  It still has faint smells of them.  And lastly there's GHOSTS.  I talks to them  This freaks the mom out. 

Second, I do not get nearly enough brushies.  This is bad.  I need brushies.  ALL THE TIME.  I has to have them.  The mom hides mine brush from me 'acause when she goes into the human litterbox room, I whap it off the big windowsill at her  So she hides it thinking that I will forget about brushies.  But I don't.  I lay on the big windowsill and roll around and she just says I'm cute.  This INFURIATES me.  Then I nip her fingers. 

Therd, I need more corn.  Auntie Bee says that if I eat it then it I can see it in mine poop.  I has to try that. 

I hope you haf enjoyed the Siamese Sammy Sunday report

11 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I believe you do need more brushing. That way you'll be the ghosts out of your fur when you end up in the dungeon--cause they stick to you you know...

Prancer Pie said...

Corn? Let us know how that "works out"! HaHaHaHaMeow!

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

Oh, yes, Sammy! Corn poops is the reason corn was invented. Listen to your Auntie Bee!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Excellent Sammy. Good luck on the extra brushies!

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh i LOVE this day!!! please tell the mom thanks for helping you sammy pie! i would totally let you in the dungeon if i had one too. i don't haf one though, just a balcony which i totally woodn't let you on because it's high up in the air and you might fall. but i wood give you corn.

hugs, auntie bee
xoxoxooxxoxoox

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Wonderful, Sammy. Happy to see you have your own day.

Two French Bulldogs said...

wow, sounds like a torture chamber
Snuggles and snorts
Benny & Lily

funkykarmamagic said...

Yah! I yam so glads you gets your own day, you are a cat with a lot to say!!
Purrs,
PlumaB

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, we think you are being seriously deprived. You should call the ASPCA.

Eric and Flynn said...

You can never have too much brushing Sammy.

Ariel Kat said...

Your so cute and adventrous.We are back here is our new blog address
http://talkwithariel.blogspot.com

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS