Thursday, August 09, 2012

Terrible Thursday

MILES

OH. BAST.  The mom has GOT TO GO.  She hadded roast chick-hen from the store last night and I DID NOT GET ANY.  She's MEAN and ROTTEN and AWFUL.  

(the mom)  Ahem little man, why don't you tell the truth? 

I AM TELLING THE TRUTH.  YOU DID NOT GIF ME CHICK-HEN

(the mom) - um where were you when the chicken was being given out to Billy? And even Sammy got a little bite! And Nicky took a piece too.  Where were you? 

upstairs sleeping

(the mom) and did I call you? 

You SAY you did, but I would haf heard you hollering mine name and you KNOWS I come running whenefur I hear mine name being called.  'Acause you might haf foods for me.  

(the mom) I DID call you.  You were up on your ham-mick sleeping and did not move.  

YOU DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!  

(Sammy) - hey ho-ho butt, she DID call you - I heard her.  You were snorking and drooling on the ham-mick and didn't want to get your fat butt up.  You know mom's rool around here about foods being doled out.  YOU SNOOZE YOU LOOZE.  HAHAHAHAHAHA.  LOZER. 

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't forget to email us your pikshurs for the Great Chick-Hen caper! Send them to themeezers AT gmail DOT com. And don't werry, we will put a gag on Miles so that he doesn't whine the whole way.  MOL

20 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy got a LITTLE bite?

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

We totally agree that this is NOT FAIR! If one of us is asleep when important treats are being handed out, #1 comes looking for us. Tama has been served from her sky hammock in the study twice already this week!

You need to send her back to basic training...

Purrs,
The Chans

Cheysuli and gemini said...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID NOT GET ROAST CHICKEN?!

meowmeowmans said...

Oh no! What kind of rule is THAT, Miles??? You should make your Mom SAVE you some chick-hen for after you wake up!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Not fair at all, call the authorities
Benny & Lily

Derby, Ducky said...

Sorry you didn't get chick-hen. We sent our pictures tonight.

The Island Cats said...

Miles...we guess it's really true...when you snooze, you lose.

Sweet Purrfections said...

All our mom has to say is the word "chicken" and we come running.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wait, din't we agree she was to bring da food to yoo and put it in yoor mouth? What kinda mom is dat, she left yoo out of da food loop! By da way, our mom is a hooribul mom too, she sed she was gonna get pikshers so we could go on da chick-hen tour and she haf not done it. She uses excuses like, yoo guys lay around to much and when yoo is up yoo rum away from da flashy box. Hey, lady, yoo haf pikshers on da other puter and on the other lappytop so der is no eggskuse

Prancer Pie said...

Well, that rule just suks. Your Mommy just needs MOAR trainin!

Cherry City Kitties said...

ooooooohhhhh..... I would be so mad..... your mom makes some strange rules? Doesn't she know that it's all about the kitties ?

Harry, Dexter and Tipp

Hannah and Lucy said...

That was very cruel of your Mom - did she eat your share as well as her own?
If so that is definitely out of order!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

TK and Squashies said...

Oh dear, poor Miles!!!
Me finks you should do the sad-fase so her feels guilty. Is furry unfair, and her know it!
Your furend, TK

TK and Squashies said...

Oh dear, poor Miles!!!
Me finks you should do the sad-fase so her feels guilty. Is furry unfair, and her know it!
Your furend, TK

William said...

Miles, my mom has the same snooze-lose rule, but about DINNER! And why? Because my vacuuming brother would EAT IT ALL if left to.

FURKIDSMOM said...

We sent our photos in this morning. We hope our Mom didn't send them too late.

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

ABBY said...

OOOO chik ken is so gud!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Eric and Flynn said...

Miles, that was not fair! If we are snoozing when there is food, our mum brings it to us.

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

oh my CAT! The UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL! Miles, have you thought of trying to upgrade your mom to a newer model? (we tried ebay but no one bid on ours...*sigh*)

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Hey Miles, WE are havin chickhen tonight! If you want to pop over, you can have some...

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