Monday, September 10, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - it's short and sour. 

THE MOM ABANDONED US ALL WEEKEND FOR MR JAHB.  Yes, her WERK is more 'portant than US.  So what if she werked 10 hours on Saturday and 14 hours on Sunday - SHE ABANDONED US.  

WE NEED A NEW THE MOM.  

you know, one who is lazy and lays in bed all day so that we can cuddle her.  except, of course, when it's time to get up and feed us.   

17 comments:

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

One with a pocket full of treats, too! Aim high!

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

I am lucky because I get to work from home. I wish your the mom was that lucky, Miles. And I'm betting she wishes the same thing!

I almost forgot to feed the Gs this morning... because they were so sweet and quiet that they forgotted to remind me eleventy seven times. srsly.

The Furry Kids said...

The Moms kind of suck sometimes. The End.

EG

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

*raises hand* me! pick me!!

smiles, auntie bee


pee ess: sorry the mom

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, guyse! how drefful! did she at least FEED youse?

we finks you should take auntie bee up onner offer--you'd get to go on lotsa croozes an' you KNOW there's TONS of food on them.

much as we'd luff to haff you fur brofurs alla time, we fink xing would haff a nervus breakdown an' we don't need mommer raggin' onnus fur THAT, too. that darn lamp fell ofur all by itself--we SWEARS!!

NB: fanks fur bisitin' us in our fleetin' moment of glory.

peeyes: sorry you is so beleaguered, the mom--hope yer kiddlies ain't whuppin' up on you so much no more!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh that is so unfair. Doesn't she realize you are her job?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

That's a pretty tall order, Miles.....

Purrs,
The Chans

ABBY said...

Dear Sammy
Mom catnapped me and took me to vet jail where she left me and they did unspeakable things to me, like a lube job to get my insides moving again. I am hissed off. But super duper clean. Spic and span.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring super clean out tuxie princess
Abby

Katnip Lounge said...

Your The Mom is simply despicable.

Derby, Ducky said...

Ours won't work for you then. We get left all the time for racy cars and her day hunting gig.

The Island Cats said...

Dang, you do need a new mom.

Oui Oui said...

That bites! And no ham or french toast we noticed too. What is the world coming to?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yeah, you guys really have it tough. But you can't fire the Mom. It's in her contract. Page 83, subsection 2, line eleventy four.

Two French Bulldogs said...

All alone, sounds like neglect! We would protest. Go through her stuff, knock it down.
Benny & Lily

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Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Our mom could lay in bed all day and she's purrty good about da food and da treats...but she don't do dat! No, instead she's up banging on walls and brushing stinky paint and sorting stuff and sticking flattened boxes, dats right she's flattening dem, in da van. We could play in dem boxes!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Our mom has abandoned us this week.

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...