Monday, October 08, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report - NOTHING.  The mom was sick wif a cold so she didn't "feel" like eating.  She's INSANE

The What did Billy do report - NOTHING.  SHEESH.  he said it was too cold to go out

The What did Nicky do report - well at least he trashed the coffee table.

The whacko syko report by Syko Sam - well, AGAIN I did not get to do mine Siamese Sunday report.  Anyway, after I gotted back from being abducted by aliens, I hadded strange dreams - like mine belly was being poked and prodded and stuff.  Shur, the mom says she was petting mine belly while I was sleeping, but I think that I was remembering things that the aliens doesn't want me to remember.  Miles says that they prolly LICKED mine belly.  EWWWWWWWWW.  That's just WRONG.  I hope they gotted fur balls from me  MOL.  OH, and 2 new aliens moved in next door.  I will haf to spend the day tomorrow listening through the walls to find out what's going on.  Back to you creampuff thighs. 

::SIGH:: oh joy, tomorrow should be interesting. 

Well that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Um, wait, I didn't really haf anything to report.  This was the Syko Sammy Monday report. 

13 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh man... no food? So wrong... I hope she feels better so you guys don't starve or something.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

well rats to no good foods boys!

hope the mom gets well soon so i don't have to put a note in her permanent file!

smiles, auntie bee
xxooxxoxoxooxxo

The Cat From Hell said...

Has your Mommy been taking the same cold medicine Mommy did whe she had a cold?
My Mommy dreamed she went to Mars!
Kisses
Nellie

Prancer Pie said...

We hopes the Mom feels better befores you starves to death!xoxo

Shaggy and Scout said...

Licked your belly!!!! Horrors!

Meowers from Missouri said...

no foods?? holy cows--you better call the human society fer yer the mom, an' the humane society fer you!! we hopes she gets mo' bettah SOON!

Katnip Lounge said...

We canNOT get past the dearth of foods.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Appreciate the report. Sounds like it's been very dull around your house. Same here.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Thank goodness for the wacko report. We thought it may have been a bit boring otherwise
Benny & Lily

ABBY said...

Oh dear Sammy we hopes your Mom is doing better.

purrs and nosekisses from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Derby, Ducky said...

Your mum sounds like our mum. All she is eating is soup.

The Island Cats said...

Jeez, 'cept for wacko Sammy, it was a pretty boring weekend at Casa de Meezer. :)

meowmeowmans said...

No foods? Seriously??? That is so wrong.

Sounds like it was pretty uneventful weekend (other than Sam's adventures) for you all. Purring and praying for your Mom to get better soon.

How is Sammy doing?

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