Monday, October 15, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report - filet mignon and sausage gravy and biscuits.  not bad but no french toast

The what did Billy do report - he ranned outside on Auntie Ellen - in the rain.  you know how he likes to haf wet feets.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - opening and closing the fridgerfrator and such, and whapping mommy's phones unner the bed.  MOL

The syko whacko report by our resident moosh brain Sammy:  thank you tiramisu thighs.  So, the aliens have been out again talking, and billy's furriend maxx came ofur.  His house has been invaded by another alien - his dad's girl's alien - who's something called a "min pin" and maxx says he "bounces" all ofur the place.  and eats all the foods.  and he tries to suffocate maxx's dad by laying on his mouth at night.  i am werried about maxx, i think he's going senile. oh, and the naybor's alien is preggers - so there will be MORE aliens around.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.   I think I need a niptini.  Back to you pudding brain. 

::SIGH::

So, the mom has to go see a surgeon on Friday - she might haf to cut open her belly.  I 'member the last time they didded that I hadded fun jumping on her while she was in bed.  She told me that I better not even THINK about doing that this time.  I wonder what would happen if I did...........

that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

19 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh no--our purrs to your Mama hoping that they do not have to cut her open again. We hope she feels better and her body starts liking what ever is inside (what did you put there?). And too bad about no French toast.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

No, no, no...we don't want them to cut your mom open! What did you guys do to her? You need to start being good...oh, did we just say dat? Well, it's true. Hey Sammy, maybe when them alien babies come you could puppy nap dem and make dem your minions!

Prancer Pie said...

Great report, Miles. The foods sounds pretty yummy to us, sorry bout your lack of french toast, though. We hope your Mommy doesn't haf to be cut open. But, we can see the fun of jumpin on her bellah. MOL!

Barb and TheDailyGs said...

Oh, dear. Surgery is No Fun. Do try to contain your belly jumping, boys... else find yourselves locked out of the sleeping room. srsly.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Miles! MILES!!!!! You need to have a rethtink about that, because we fear that French Toast might disappear from your life forever if you did...

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

be nice to the mom boys. i mean it! sammie pie, make them be nice, ok?

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

brandi said...

No. NO! NO JUMPING ON MOM!
You will get extra loves and treats if you loves your mom and be nice to her.
Think about those treats.....

Two French Bulldogs said...

We need more instructions on how to open the fridge
Benny & Lily

Nicola Carpenter said...

If you jump on her, she could pop. That could be messy!

The Paw Relations

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh noes! She might have to have her tummy cutted open? That doesnt' sound fun at all. However, it does sound like all of you have been having fun!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, no, your mom might need surgery? You guys had better be good to her or she won't be able to help you post your reports.

FURKIDSMOM said...

We hope your Mom doesn't have to get cut open!!! We'll send lots of purrs for her.

Filet Mignon is good but we all know french toast is better!!

The Florida Furkids

Meowers from Missouri said...

holy smokies! we hopes the momladyperson don't hafta haf no stitchery done!! if she do, then PLEASE be good to her--she's all that stands between you an' starvation!!!

The Island Cats said...

Mmmmm...we think filet mignon might be better than french toast!

We hope your mom doesn't hafta get cut open. That doesn't sound like fun at all!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Report was good.Sorry you did not have french toast.
BIG purrs for your Mom! We hope she does not have to have her belly cut :o That would hurt.
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

ABBY said...

Oh dear oh dear we sure hope your Mom doesn't need to be cut open again. WE will purr HARD!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Derby, Ducky said...

Oh noes if your mum has to get cut open. When that happened to mum early this year, we were not allowed to go into the sleepy spot!

Shaggy and Scout said...

There should be no belly jumping this time around. Give her a break & snuggle.

Billy! You & your wet feets! We hope you gave Ellen a "run" for the money!

Pregnant aliens!!!! Did you see the pods? This is cause for alarm!

The Cat From Hell said...

No French Toast! Off with their heads! Seriously, we is sending lots of purrs for your Mommy!
Kisses
Nellie

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