Monday, October 22, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

This is dedicated to sweet Brandi who went to the Bridge last night.  Sweet Brandi, we will miss you so very much. 

The Foods Report - bacon, eggs and squash.  I loves squash.  Acorn Squash.  Not that zucchini stuff. 

The What did Billy do report - he ranned outside at NIGHT.  And got his feets wet.  Then HE CAMED BACK TO THE DOOR BY HISSELF!!! So the mom was happy about that. 

The what did Nicky do report - yep, opened the insulin fridgerfrator again.  The mom taped it closed.  but she says that's a pain in the butt.

The wack-o report by Syko Sam - so when the girl moved back home last week she not only bringed her little blurpy thing with her, but bringed TWO aliens.  The one that all the boy aliens in the nayborhood want and then a boy alien.  I guess they're supposed to make little aliens or something.  BUT that little boy alien NEVER SHUTS UP.  He HOLLERS for the mother ship all day and it's giving me a headache.  I don't think he likes his people, or the girl alien said he's not allowed to eat them or something.  I just wish he would SHUT UP.  Sometimes if I get in the mom's bed and put mine head unner the pillow it's better.  The mom finded me like that Saturday.  But she didn't go next door and make it shut up.  But she's mad 'acause he POOPS all ofur our lawn.  That's not nice.  His people don't pick it up.  I think I will go poop on their pillows or something.
Back to you pudding hips. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

13 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Poopin on people's lawns is not nice behavior! We has lots of extra poops we could send to help "decorate" their lawn. MOL!

Pee Ess - our Mommy gotted french toast bagels and they are delish!

Max said...

Yah...Brandi is really gonna be missed...I'm kinda in shock.

And dood, poop right in front of their door, where they will step on it. That's effective AND funny!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

What Max said, or, your mom could take all the alien poop and leave it on their doorstep for them, that works too. We'z gonna miss Brandi too, she's been a CB friend fur a long time.

Nicola Carpenter said...

Good report. Nothing worse than alien poops all over the lawn!

The Paw Relations

Two French Bulldogs said...

Sorry to hear about your friend. Now you guys better stop running outside without permission, BOL
Benny & Lily

Katnip Lounge said...

Miles! You gotta try sweet taters!! better'n squash!

xx Sweet Pea

Meowers from Missouri said...

brandi :( RIP

good bast! there're are gonna be even MORE aliens??

please tell billy--good job on comin' back inside!

an' nicky? you an'iggy oughta open a burglur-fur-hire bizness--he gotted into the halloween candy cupboard night befur last, an' gotted the linen closet open last night, so now mommer's gotta put a baby lock on THEM two, too.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie can't you whap that yapper???

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

meowmeowmans said...

We're sad about Brandi, too. :(

And yes, you should go and do a retaliatory poop for sure. The nerve!

ABBY said...

Time to go yak all ofur der lawns!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

purrs for Brandi

Tillie and Georgia said...

We are too sad about Brandi too :(
As for that mean alien, wait until somecat has the trots,then do it on the front steps ;) hahahaha
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

Oui Oui said...

We are going to miss sweet Brandi too. How nice Billy came in all by himself.

FURKIDSMOM said...

Yikes.....those alien poops could be a problem!!

The Florida Furkids

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